Ding dong ditching houses - By Dr. Seuss
You wanna know what I have to say about that comment? Challenge accepted. I'll do it with pride and fashion. More importantly, you won't catch me. You're fat, ugly... annnnnnddddd stupid. In fact, if you were to take an average kindergartner and have him take a calculus test along with yourself, he'd score higher than you. Yes, much higher. In fact, you'd be forced to remove your face from public due to all the humiliation being shot at you, Mr. Johnson. That is why I choose your house to ding dong ditch. Your house is sooo easy to get, it would shatter records. How does that make you feel, Mr. Johnson? You gullible bastard.
Ding dong ditching Mr. Johnson's house! [edit | edit source]
Is this thing recording? Okay. Hello YouTube. My name is Scott Knowass, and I'm about to ding dong ditch this loser. His name is Mr. Johnson. I hate Mr. Johnson. He's dumb, and he's an easy one to do. I get this house almost every day, considering I just ding dong ditched four or five other houses. Trust me, it was hard to do. I swear. Anyway, so I wanted to show you guys what it's like to ding dong ditch this motherfucker. You'll pee your pants when you see it. He spazzes out and it's soooo funny!
Lesson learned from this children's tale [edit | edit source]
But is it funny when all is said done?