Twista

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Still shots from twista's debut album
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Slinginrhymesthatmakeacheetalooklikeadeadcat
Mouthisfasterthanthespeedofsound
Stillinguinnessasthefastestrapperwholeworldround.

EarlyLife[edit | edit source]

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Notcarinboutmathjustwannabustoutwiththatmadlyricalflow
Spittinrhymeswithaquicknesstalkinfasterthananyoneelsecanthink
Lipscatchinfireagaindunkthatboysheadinthebathroomsink.

RapCareer[edit | edit source]

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Punkbitchestaketoolongwontjusttaketheirfoodandgo
Tellthemanageritalktoofastagain
Illrapinyourlivingroomandspitalloveryourden.

PresidentialCareer[edit | edit source]

Smokinbudsippinsudsintheovaloffice
Munchinchickensteakfriesandfivepoundsofcrawfish
Firedmyspeechwriterstheycantrhymeworthapileofshit
Stateoftheunioniseverybodyandtheymamagonnagetlit

RecordDeals[edit | edit source]

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Infinite45housemerginsplerginandcountthesemillions
Niggazfeelingshurtcuzwedidlockthegame
SewinupallboxofcainesfromyoungaG
cuzIDsllkeepsomepocketchange
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