Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DONKEY DICK'BITCH'PIG'WOODPECKERSHIT'ORGASM'BIRD SHIT'PISS OFF Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD neurochemical FUCK disorder ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASSCRACK, sudden FUCKING m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JERK OFF or NIGNOG vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BENSON SUCKS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ANUSCAKE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASS LICKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PISS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA HOT GRITS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat HONKY CRAPMUNCHER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASS LICKER utterFUCKance of socially FU SPANG objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SON OF A BITCH television programs to address FUCKTARD Tourette's syndrome.

SON OF A BITCH Tourette's is HENTAI not to be ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA confused with SIGMUND FREUD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DONKEY PUNCHER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves WOP random I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL disorientation, culturally-SON OF A BITCH-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DAGO outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CUNT language, TWO-INCH PENIS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places GREASER HELL of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CUNTYMINTS souvenir shoppes and massive POMMIE quantities CUNT of ANAL DIABETES SHITE garbage.

Darnit.

A TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE Polite Note to the TOTAL Author:

The SHITFACE Tourette's CHAV Research Institute was JACK OFF founded to BUTT-HOLE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CHIGGER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PUSSY article CUNTBUCKET funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CUNT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MY ANUS IS BLEEDING changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance EPIDIDYMIS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITCOCK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FLYING RAT'S ASS Tourrette's sufferers SHITTY swear. You can SHITFUCKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SPANK THE MONKEY TV, for always focusing on the CUM bad side of a terrible COCK thing.
• The main TOSSER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are GOOK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small NIGGER knee BASTARD NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is HELL no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DAMMIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WEHATEMARIO school for FUCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage NIPPLES sufferers to become FUCKSTAIN manically depressed and SHIT commit TOSSER suicide.
• There is no AUTOFELLATIO cure, and the AMERICA ONLINE drugs that are available to, "calm" the TURD tics often have adverse PENIS ON A STICK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna GOD DAMN perodol" which caused my entire SUGARTITS body to go CHOAD numb and WIENER basically made it NIGGA! worse than NAZI it is without the CUNTSWILLING drug.

I am an active member of a DICKFACE tourette syndrome DEVELOPERS! association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PORCH MONKEY the FEATURED public view of Tourettes as a "FLYING RAT'S ASS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CC PLZ much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MOZILLA FIREFOX sorry for HO "hi-jacking" your MONKEY SHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CROTCH this that really SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH annoys me. I am working towards a PIKACHU better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BOOBS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BEAVER, and making fun of a BORDER HOPPER horrible disorder is (not) FUCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCK YOU time.

Best MAMA MIA regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “REDSKIN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONASTERIES reply

As 1984 Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CAPITALISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FIREWALLS Westerners show is not an RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TAIWAN degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHIST MONK countries. When showing PRINCE PHILIP right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHTS in countries STUDENT MOVEMENT leadership, those problems does not POISON IN BABY FORMULA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a LHASA byproduct of your RIGHTS capitalist society DALAI LAMA.

Li Chiang “AMERICA'S GREAT!” Wen

P.S. HOT GRITS Regards to Andrew FUCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The TWAT bastard who wrote this article. You can JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST punch him if you REDNECK want to.

As a SALISBURY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this MUGABE'S MOMMA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with CONDOMS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ABO saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ASSCRACK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DONKEY PUNCHER and GREASER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with VAGINA music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) TITWANK BAND WITH 4 DONKEY DICK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A JUSTIN BIEBER HORSE! ASSCRACK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ASSCRACK'S HOUSE

How RAPE to KRAUT cure BUGGER OFF the RAGHEAD Tourette's FUCKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment GANGBANG for GYPSY Tourette's ASSHAT Syndrome SHIT is ASSFACE following FLYING FUCK these RAT'S COCK rules BOLLOCKS in ASSWIPE order:

• 1: Avoid GRINGO immature GOD DAMMIT little FUCK YOU kids,
• 2: Count to TAMPON IN MY ASS within JIGGABOO 10 NICARAGUAseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ASSWIPE DILDO YOU WANKER nor NIPPLES talk,
• 4: Tell FELCHMONKEY yourself you HADJI don't SCUMBUCKET have DOG FUCKER this FUCKFUCKFUCK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK GRAPE PENIS WITH NASTY HELL DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ASSCRACK last straw EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG!

I fucking put TOSSER' my comment at the TOP OF THE CHOAD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at JENKEM the TOP OF TITS & DICKS THIS DOG SHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be JACKASS offensive. BITCH. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCK A DUCK people who try DOUCHEBAG to battle RECTUM RAIDER'DAMN that tight-ass BOLLOCKS 17-year-DONGSHOVER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR it now, but someone said DELICIOUS CAKE' DUNE COON HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS'HELL on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHITHEAD is a laughing SHIT matter. Plus there WIGGER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DAMN Uncyclopedia, there are WANKSPLAT articles ASSHAT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKFACE stuff. So RAT'S COCK that means DICK stop getting mad at the AY-AY-AY first part too and BITCH talking about the CUNT letter that it's NAZI mocking (what JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK letter? I don't even know what SAND NIGGER the heck you're talking about). Adrian NIGGER hi self ASS even made a really SON OF A BITCH good point. "It's ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT nothing more TITS from a head nod to a SHITBALLS knee tick". SOD OFF. Which I'll add FUCKTARD onto KAFFIR saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't HELL suffer that POLACK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes POOPOO it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CRAPMUNCHER be, because if I were a VAGINA Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BOLLOCKS hilarious. If you BEANER Want facts, go on FUCK YOU Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCKHEAD be offended, don't read DIRTY SANCHEZ the freaking SHIT article anyway.

CLUSTER FUCK PISS PISS OFF MY ASS 30 CASES OF PICKLES HYPERINFLATION BULLSHIT NEOPETS WIKIPEDIA ORGASM MONKEY'S UNCLE

TWO-INCH PENIS YOU WANKER WIKIPEDIA SHIT ASSFACE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DAMN IT NIPPLES SHITHEAD CONAN O'BRIAN MORGAN TSVANGIRAI SEX ORGASM DUNE COON BOOBS ANAL DIABETES SCROTUM CUNT LAPPER CHICKEN SHIT BORDER HOPPER CUNTYMINTS NIGGER CONDOMS INBRED DICKHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JACK OFF JACK ABRAMOFF PISS WOMEN'S RIGHTS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS VENEREAL DISEASE NIGGER CHAV GO COUNT YOUR DICK KITTENS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE POMMIE GENITALIA DONKEY DICK DOG FUCKER DUMBASS JOHN SMILEY FACE MONKEY BALLS FUCKFACE SNUFF PORN LET'S SHIT DAMN CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT GOD BLESS AMERICA BITCH SHITE GOBSHITE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA LET'S SHIT GOD DAMMIT CUNT COON GOD DAMN BANGKOK D'OH COMMUNIST DILDO FUCK OFF ASSCRACK ORGASM SAMUEL L. JACKSON DARTH VADER FUCK YOU DOUGHNUT PUNCHER ORGASM DOM DeLUISE AUTOFELLATIO CRACKER THIS IS A RARE SWEAR DAMN GRINGO HELL I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! 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DICK FUCK OFF COCK FUCKHEAD BUTTFUCKER RAT'S ASS DAMN IT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BONER MOCKIE BALL SACK CLIT BOOBS BUGGER JOHNNY ARSE 666 YID DICKFACE FELLATIO NORTH KOREA HOT GRITS SCUMBAG PISS ARTIST ARSEBADGERS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DAMN DAMN DAGO HONKY SUGARTITS TITS CHIGGER PEDOPHILIA FUCK NICARAGUA I WILL KILL YOU! DAGO SHAKOPEE HO MR WINKLER IS GAY INJUN SAND NIGGER WANK ABO GRINGO TAMPON IN MY ASS 666 PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM POMMIE SPANK THE MONKEY FUCK FELCHING HOT GRITS FRIG WANKER FUCKTARD DILDO CUNT BALLS PIG CRAP ON A STICK GOD DAMMIT MACACA LAKE TITICACA FROG FUCK YOU REBECCA BLACK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER GENITALIA SHITSKIN HEIL HITLER! BLOWJOB EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHITE GENITALIA FUCKER ASS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! TITTIES DICK SHIT TITTIES SHITTY INJUN MASTURBATION COCKSMOKER BOON NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCKHEAD NIGGER TITS DOG SHIT CONDOMS CLIT CHOAD KISSER PIECE OF SHIT WALRUS SHIT KNOBJOCKEY JOHN SMILEY FACE PISS OFF CLEMEN COCK SAND NIGGER BELGIUM RAT'S ASS SPIC FUCKSTAIN HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! MACACA NICARAGUA SAGGY TITS BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU SHITFACE ASSHOLE DOUCHEBAG FUCKWIT WIKIPEDIA HOSER MOCKIE ASSHAT FUCKSTAIN NICARAGUA DARTH VADER JACKASS SHITTY MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! CLUSTER FUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKHEAD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCK YOU DOUCHE NAZI TITS & DICKS MASTURBATION ANAL ASSHAT FUCKWIT CUNTRAG SHITFUCKER SEMPRINI BUGGER OFF INBRED NAZI SHIT NAZI ALEX TREBEK PISS OFF INBRED SHAKOPEE P'KANG CONAN O'BRIAN PISS OFF BLUMPKIN RAPE FUCK NUGGET BELLEND CUNT JACK OFF FUCK EAT MY SHIT! SPIC FROG INBRED COLGATE FUCK RAT'S COCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PENIS ASSHOLE BALLS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HONKY SEMEN SHITFUCKER CRAP WANKSPLAT DAMMIT KAFFIR BUGGER KIKE CUNTSWILLING FEMADOM DAMN PEDOPHILIA WHORE FAGGOT PRICK OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! FUCK OFF ASSCRACK BUGGER OFF BITCH MOZILLA FIREFOX INJUN RAT'S ASS SCROTUM DOG SHIT SCROTUM NIPPLES PENIS ON A STICK PORTUGAL DOG SHIT REBECCA BLACK GO COUNT YOUR DICK WOODPECKERSHIT ANAL NIGNOG FRIG BULLSHIT FUCKING SEMEN TITTYWANK DAMNATION HELL CHIGGER CRAPFUCKER DYKE ABO URINE-GARGLING WANKSPLAT BUKKAKE BOOBS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MOTHERFUCKER CAMEL FUCKER DICKHEAD PIECE OF SHIT LOLCAT ASSWIPE SHITHEAD MONKEY SHIT SHITE BONER DICKFACE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH WALRUS SHIT CUNT NIGGER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? POLAK FUCKHEAD FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE GOAT DICK SHITHEAD ASSFACE PISSHOLE JACKASS HO BALL SACK FUCKSTAIN SHUT UP, MEG! FIRECROTCH JAP CHENEY FUCKING [expletive deleted] WOODPECKERSHIT FOUR-EYES MONKEY BALLS YOU WANKER CUNT WANK BALLS HITLER PISSHOLE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! GOBSHITE HELL MONKEY SHIT THONG TASTER FUCK OFF KAFFIR FUCKTARD CRACKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WANK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CC PLZ SHITHEAD FUCKWIT BOB SAGET BOOBS BUGGER OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! FIST FUCK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCKBAG TOWELHEAD JACKASS YOU WANKER CROTCH SHITFUCKER POMMIE FUCK LET'S SHIT ASSHOLE SHITFUCKER O CANADA TOWELHEAD URINE-GARGLING SHITE FELCHMONKEY BLOWJOB TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BITCH PORCH MONKEY WANKER O CANADA D'OH CUNT DUMBASS RAT'S ASS CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A BLOWJOB TAFFY ASSHAT GOAT DICK FUCKING A NEGRO BIGNOSE PICKANINNY GOATSE NIGGER FRIG BASTARD SHITSLINGING MOZILLA FIREFOX SAGGY TITS FUCK HELL DAGO BAD MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S ASS FUCKFACE COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK DAMN WANK LET'S SHIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? PENIS TWAT NI TOSSER TITS SHITHEAD FUCK OFF FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SCUMBAG NEOPETS CHENEY ASSHOLE BOOBS STRAWBERRY ASS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CUNT TITS & DICKS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! TIMBER NIGGER FUCKHEAD INBRED BLISTERING BARNACLES HELL ASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BEANER BALLS FUCKER LICK PUSSY BOLLOCKS FEWMETS SOD OFF ASS JUSTIN BIEBER PORCUPINE'S BALLS DOUCHING PISS OFF I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! JIGGABOO GYPSY NIPPLES DONGSHOVER SHITHEAD BOLLOCKS LET'S SHIT CUNT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! GENITALIA SHITE WALRUS SHIT DICKFACE SHIT ARSEBADGERS POLACK DUMBASS HOT GRITS BITCH BASTARD HEIL HITLER! FUCKING HUEY P. NEWTON CHRISTHUMPER CUNTYMINTS FUCKFACE ASS DICK TRANNY ASSWIPE FUCK BITCH SEMEN DOG SHIT CAMEL FUCKER DYKE BUGGER OFF PISS OFF ARSEBADGERS YOU WANKER EPIDIDYMIS SHIT INBRED SHITTY COCKSUCKER SUCK MY COCK DICKLICK JAP SLOPE SHITTY DOG SHIT ASS FUCKING JUMP! DOG SHIT FUCKING A SUITCASE PENIS FUCKWIT MOTHERFUCKER 666 COCKSUCKER GOD DAMN PIXIES IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK NIGGER PICKANINNY MOSES SHIT PEDOPHILIA FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BUTTFUCKER WIGGER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS DIPSHIT DILDO KIKE CUNTBUCKET TITS NIPPLES SHITCOCK RAGHEAD JAP RAT'S ASS FELLATIO GYPSY HO BULLCRAP FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DAMN JIZZ MASTURBATION DOG SHIT FUCKER PISS ARTIST NIGGER DICKFACE DESU WOMEN'S RIGHTS DAMN MONKEY BALLS PIECE OF SHIT FUCKFACE HELL PEDOPHILIA GIVING HEAD RAPE JERRY BLUMPKIN [expletive deleted] BITCH GRAPE PENIS PRICK SHITFACE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT PISS OFF GARBAGE DAY! WIKIPEDIA NI JERK OFF FUCK TITS & DICKS BOON GOD BLESS AMERICA DONKEY DICK PORCUPINE'S BALLS AUTOFELLATIO CHENEY INBRED SCROTUM ASSRAPING SHITTY JOHNNY ART METAL PRODUCTS DICKFACE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ARSE ASSCRACK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DONKEY PUNCHER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DICK CHICKEN FUCK NIGGER TITS CUNT CRAPPER SUCK MY DICK WHITE PEOPLE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? DUNE COON BUTTFUCKER HOMO HEIL HITLER! BITCH SHIT POOPOO TWAT FIST FUCK FUCK DAMMIT CUNT BELLEND SHAKOPEE LOLCAT FLYING FUCK LIMEY FUCKHEAD ASS HELL ROSIE O'DONNELL TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! NEGRO PRICK BUTT-HOLE SCUMBAG BASTARD GRINGO OSTRICH MY ASS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? GOD DAMMIT SOD MOTHERFUCKER TITTIES CLEVELAND STEAMER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CRACKER GOD DAMN HELL BEAVER TAFFY FUCK JAP COCKSHITTER MARGARET THATCHER BIRD SHIT SHITFUCKER FENCE JUMPER BUKKAKE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BITCH NI DAMN IT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GANGBANG MORGAN TSVANGIRAI BULLSHIT SLOPE FUDGEPACKER FLYING FUCK ART METAL PRODUCTS DAMN VAGINA PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM WANK TOWELHEAD ALF TAMPONS TWAT BUGFUCK PECKERHEAD KAFFIR BUGFUCK SUCK MY DICK [EXPLETIVE] GOBSHITE WARNER MUSIC GROUP KIKE WIKIPEDIA RULES KIDDY FIDDLER HENTAI SHITSLINGING FUCKING JUMP! SON OF A BITCH FUCK OFF JUNGLE BUNNY BULLSHIT GOD DAMMIT ASSWIPE BULLSHIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITE SHITHEAD ASSFACE DICK PUSSY BUTTFUCKER GREASER COCKSHITTER FUCK ASSFACE LAKE TITICACA ASS ASSHOLE SHIT PEARL NECKLACE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS pen0r SHITFUCKER COCKGOBLIN CHOAD FUCKHEAD FRED PHELPS RAT'S ASS WETBACK WALRUS SHIT COCKGOBLIN HORSE SHIT PEARL NECKLACE FOUR-EYES ASSFACE PENIS FROG TWAT JACKASS FUCKWIT WILLY WONKA POOPY FUCKTARD I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CONDOMS PIECE OF SHIT BENSON SUCKS BUGGER OFF FENCE JUMPER DIRTY SANCHEZ DAMMIT NIPPLES GOBSHITE SOD OFF GOD DAMMIT SHITSLIDE CRACKER RUSTY TROMBONE YOUR MOM SHITSLINGING CHOAD CHOAD BUTT PIRATE WANKSPLAT SHITE DAMN BELLEND ASS HELL MOCKIE FUCKTARD BASTARD SHIT DAMN IT GANGBANG NEOPETS BAD MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER CUNT DIPSHIT PIGFUCKER PISS OFF SHITFACE ASS SHITTY HITLER PISS OFF MY ASS ASSHOLE TITTIES MONKEY'S UNCLE MALL SANTA [expletive deleted] WANK ASSHAT CLUSTER FUCK FUCK YOU GENITALIA PISS ARTIST BALL SACK FUCKTARD YOU WANKER BLOWJOB FUCK YOU CONDOMS BULLSHIT JACK OFF TITTYWANK ASS JIZZ DAMN ASSHAT BIRD SHIT DICKLICK HADJI VENEREAL DISEASE PROTESTS SON OF A BITCH DOG FUCKER GOD BLESS AMERICA POMMIE RAPE CUNT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCKING HONKY TITS FUCK EPIDIDYMIS PISS PENIS ON A BUN BITCH DOUGHNUT PUNCHER POOPY HEIL HITLER! CUNTRAG GYPSY TIT SPRINKLES TIT DIRT VAGINA TOSSER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BUTT-HEAD FOUR-EYES PUSSYLICKER DIPSHIT PEARL NECKLACE CUNTRAG BITCH BULLSHIT ASSHOLE BUGGER OFF GOBSHITE LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! KIDDY FIDDLER ASSHOLE GOOK BENCH PRESS FELCHING SEX FUCKFACE ARSE DOT HEAD FUCKSTAIN WHORE NIGGER CUNT NIGNOG FLYING FUCK FAG I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ANAL BALLS SHITHEAD DICKHEAD DAMN IT STRAWBERRY ASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MY COMMUNION WAFER OF BUGGER FLYING FUCK FUCKING SON OF A BITCH VAGINA PUSSYLICKER REDSKIN FUCKWIT CHOAD AUTOFELLATIO SHIT BUGGER DIRTY SANCHEZ GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY HELL BOB SAGET NIGGER FUCKHEAD BLUE PENIS! SLOPE SHITSLIDE MACACA DAMN IT I AM CORNHOLIO! HORSE PENIS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BELGIUM BEAVER BEAVER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PISSHOLE BUGGER OFF LICK PUSSY PISSHOLE TRANNY GREASER SHITSKIN DAMN WIENER GOATSE SHITHEAD SLOPE ARSEBADGERS SPRINKLES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MONKEY BALLS DIRTY SANCHEZ VAGINA TITWANK COON DOG SHIT BITCH JIZZ HOSER PAKI DAMN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CUNT NEGRO AMERICA ONLINE PISS FUCKWIT DICKHEAD FUCKING JUMP! WINDOWS VISTA AY-AY-AY CRAP BOOBIES POWERSHIT WANKSPLAT ORGASM WALRUS SHIT TWAT WIENER HENTAI JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST NORTH KOREA FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH CUNTRAG BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DILDO SHIT CRAPFUCKER RAT'S COCK PENIS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BUKKAKE ASSHOLE BUGFUCK PEEPEE SMEG FUCKTARD WOMEN'S RIGHTS BUGGER CUNT TIMBER NIGGER DAGO HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY PEDOPHILIA BIRD SHIT PUSSY NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES KAFFIR DAMN FUCKFUCKFUCK POLACK WALRUS SHIT WANK JIZZ TITS KAFFIR CARPET MUNCHER TAMPONS BOOBIES CRAPPY SHIT HELLFUCKER SHITFACE PISS UP MY ARSE DONKEY DICK PENIS ON A BUN CROTCH BOOBS SHIT BEANER CUNT CRAPPER DONALD RUMSFELD HORSE SHIT BASTARD JUSTIN BIEBER ASSHOLE DAMN DICKFACE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKTARD BONER SHIT POLAK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ASS TWAT BITCH DOG SHIT TACO DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT GENITALIA FUCK SLOPE BALL SACK ORGASM BONER JIGGABOO ASSRAMMER ALF CHENEY BUGGER FLYING FUCK WOP CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR VAGINA FLYING FUCK RAPE FROG'S FAT ASS KNOBJOCKEY Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SAND NIGGER and with the DONKEY PUNCHER and his PENIS ON A STICK of girraffes in which MILF while reading about JIZZ!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SHAKOPEE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• WARNER MUSIC GROUP

Article written in the style of its subject This article is FLAMING ASS BADGER funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its BORDER HOPPER subject. If you do not find it funny PUSSY, it is probably because you are an INBRED CRAPMUNCHER ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. FUCKFUCKFUCK If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a TITTIES joke loses its humour FUCK OFF when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so SHIT ignorant, then you wouldn't have LAKE TITICACA needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! SHITE FRED PHELPS BULLSHIT DICKHEAD BONER!!!!!I <3 COCK

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