Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BUTTFUCKER'COLGATE'MOZILLA FIREFOX'RAT'S ASS'ANAL'CHINK'FUCKTARD Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a GENITALIA look at the TWAT talk page of this TONY LA RUSSA article for notes or discussion before FUCK A DUCK editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or TWAT neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITFACE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid JIZZ, sudden SHITCOCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITTY or CARPET MUNCHER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DIPSHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PIGFUCKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken GRASS MUD HORSE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JOHN ELWAY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FASHION BUG ASSWIPE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MARGARET THATCHER utterFUCKance of socially BANGKOK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASS television programs to address EUROIPODS Tourette's syndrome.

SUGARTITS Tourette's is WALRUS SHIT not to be BEAVER confused with DAMN IT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DAMN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FLYING RAT'S ASS random ASSFACE disorientation, culturally-SHITE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DICKFACE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASS language, FLYING FUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITE DAMN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JACKASS souvenir shoppes and massive IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! quantities BALLS of ANAL DIABETES ON CRACK garbage.

Darnit.

A RAT'S ASS Polite Note to the FOUR-EYES Author:

The BUTTFUCKER Tourette's BITCH Research Institute was PISS ARTIST founded to FUCKHEAD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TESTICLE CHOKE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BULLSHIT article SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BUTT PIRATE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DAMN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CLUSTER FUCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about JESSE McCARTNEY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of TURD Tourrette's sufferers FUCKFACE swear. You can FUCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ANAL DIABETES TV, for always focusing on the PORCUPINE'S BALLS bad side of a terrible ARSEBADGERS thing.
• The main CUNT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUNTYMINTS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CHOAD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! knee YUKKY DOODY NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is PIECE OF SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BASTARD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CUNT CRAPPER school for DUNE COON something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PEARL NECKLACE sufferers to become NIGGER manically depressed and IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU commit AUTOFELLATIO suicide.
• There is no MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! cure, and the VENEREAL DISEASE drugs that are available to, "calm" the HELL tics often have adverse CLEMEN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FLYING FUCK perodol" which caused my entire BUTTFUCKER body to go CHICKEN SHIT numb and PIECE OF SHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than MOTHERFUCKER it is without the FUCKTARD drug.

I am an active member of a DOUCHE tourette syndrome BULLSHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TITMOUSE the ASSCRACK public view of Tourettes as a "BALLS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CHOAD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am AUTOFELLATIO sorry for BUGFUCK "hi-jacking" your MOTHERFUCKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like JACKASS this that really ALEX TREBEK annoys me. I am working towards a DICKHEAD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TONY LA RUSSA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PISSHOLE, and making fun of a PORCUPINE'S BALLS horrible disorder is (not) PIG funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DAMN time.

Best BASTARD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “HAIL SATAN!” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! reply

As 1984 Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are VOTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MINORITIES Westerners show is not an LHASA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TAIWAN degenerate capitalist culture in those OPINION countries. When showing TAIWAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PANCHEN LAMA in countries RIGHT WING leadership, those problems does not DISSIDENTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a ELECTION byproduct of your CHRISTIANITY capitalist society TANK MAN.

Li Chiang “GOOGLE” Wen

P.S. CUM Regards to Andrew NECROPHILIA Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply

The BIRD IN THE HOUSE bastard who wrote this article. You can DAMN punch him if you BIGNOSE want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DON'T HAVE AIDS put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKSTAIN saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my FUCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine JIZZ Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are RAPE and FUCKFACE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SUCK COCKS IN HELL! music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DICKHEAD BAND WITH 4 PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BUGGER HORSE! JIZZ IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO JIZZ'S HOUSE

How GOBSHITE to DAMN cure CUNT the TRANNY Tourette's HEIL HITLER! Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CUNT for ORGASM Tourette's TOURETTE'S SYNDROME Syndrome RAT'S COCK is BUGGER following BALL SACK these JENKEM rules FUCKING A in SHITFACE order:

• 1: Avoid BELLEND immature SHITFACE little CHINK kids,
• 2: Count to DILDO within HOMO 10 MICKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ASS FASCIST WHORE BITCH nor SUGARTITS talk,
• 4: Tell SON OF A BITCH yourself you WANKSPLAT don't SAMUEL L. JACKSON have DUNE COON this SHITE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK HELL WITH NASTY COCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CONDOMS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the JIZZ last straw SHIT!

I fucking put JACK OFF' my comment at the TOP OF THE NIGGER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKING the TOP OF DOUCHEBAG THIS GOD DAMN ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SON OF A BITCH offensive. FUCK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to YUKKY DOODY people who try GOBSHITE to battle PISS'MOTHERFUCKER that tight-ass ARSE 17-year-WILLY WONKA—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CUNT it now, but someone said DICKWAD' HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS HELL'IN SACREMENT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASSWIPE is a laughing JIZZ matter. Plus there NIPPLES was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CROTCH Uncyclopedia, there are DOT HEAD articles ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FROG'S FAT ASS stuff. So RAPE that means ASSHAT stop getting mad at the RECTUM RAIDER first part too and SHITE talking about the DILDO letter that it's GARBAGE DAY! mocking (what COCKGOBLIN letter? I don't even know what DAMMIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian ASS hi self NECROPHILIA even made a really POLAK good point. "It's BUTTFUCKER nothing more CAMEL JOCKEY from a head nod to a FUCK knee tick". FUCK YOU. Which I'll add I RAPE WALRUSES! onto TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DILDO suffer that BALLS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes HOSER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHITCOCK be, because if I were a NIPPLES Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CUNTING ASSCRACK hilarious. If you FUCKTARD Want facts, go on DICKHEAD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CHAV be offended, don't read SHIT the freaking RAT'S COCK article anyway.

BLOWJOB GOD DAMN FUCK YOU STRAWBERRY ASS DICKHEAD FUCK A DUCK PUSSY HADJI WANK FUCKFACE

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CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK PUSSY SCUMBAG PISS ARTIST SOD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASS SHIT TITS & DICKS EMO JACKASS SHIT FU SPANG GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS WIENER PISS OFF MY ASS ARSE NI ANAL DIABETES WANKER ORGASM CUNT DUNE COON FUCKFACE FELCHING LIMEY ASS FUCKHEAD TITTIES TWAT POLACK FAG ASS ASS FASCIST COCK STRAWBERRY ASS HITLER FUCK OFF DAMN SHIT SLOPE ASSHAT FELLATIO PORCH MONKEY LET'S SHIT PISS TITS TAMPONS ALF MOTHERFUCKER SEX CHENEY CUNT CRAPPER CHOAD KISSER WARNER MUSIC GROUP BUGGER OFF CUM SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER PIG CARPET MUNCHER FUCK YOU FUCKING GO COUNT YOUR DICK ORGASM SHIT DICKLICK BELGIUM KAFFIR GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FRENCH TICKLER ARSE FOUR-EYES FLYING FUCK FUCK OFF GOATSE SHITBALLS EXTRA LONG PENIS BUTT PIRATE MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSFACE DICKFACE DUNE COON TESTICLE CHOKE LAKE TITICACA ASSFACE BULLSHIT SHITSLINGING MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S ASS DUMBASS BUTT PIRATE DOUCHE ARSE GOD DAMN TIT DIRT WIGGER SHITPISSER SAGGY TITS BLISTERING BARNACLES SHITSLINGING CUM CUNT JESSE McCARTNEY [EXPLETIVE] FUCK FRENCH TICKLER JESSE McCARTNEY JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PISS CHENEY MOZILLA FIREFOX REDNECK PISS SPANK THE MONKEY FALSE BENSON MOLDY TITS SPIC PIGFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER PEARL NECKLACE COCK ARSE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS HELL CONAN O'BRIAN MARCH OF FLAMES DILDO DAMN BIRD SHIT FELLATIO MONKEY SHIT DIPSHIT BIGNOSE DAMN IT HELL MONKEY BALLS CUNNILINGUS ASS ORGASM ARSE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE GOD DAMMIT CHOAD BITCH INBRED BITCH FUCKFACE CUNT FUCKBAG LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD COCK CUNT BASTARD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CC PLZ CHICKEN FRIES FUCK OFF MALARKY FRAK WANK POLACK BITCH BITCH SHITFACE ASSHAT BUGGER POO POO BLOWJOB ORGASM FUCKTARD SHITE GOD DAMMIT BULLCRAP NI LET'S SHIT RAT'S ASS DOODIE HEAD BELGIUM BUKKAKE WHORE CONDOMS BELGIUM MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SPUNK GYPSY JACKASS VENEREAL DISEASE FENCE JUMPER LAKE TITICACA RICK MORANIS ASS JAP ORGASM FUCK FUCK OFF NAZI CHUFF FLYING RAT'S ASS BASTARD INJUN BITCH GOOK STRAWBERRY ASS BUTT PIRATE MONKEY SHIT ASSFACE ANUSCAKE ART METAL PRODUCTS DOT HEAD BITCH BELLEND REBECCA BLACK DAMN GIVING HEAD TESTICLE CHOKE FUCKING RAT'S ASS CUNT CUM INCEST PISS BITCH FELLATIO YOU WANKER JUNGLE BUNNY JAP IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BASTARD LET'S SHIT DONKEY DICK ASSHAT DUNE COON SEMEN FUCK YOU DICKFACE CUNNILINGUS SHITHEAD BONER TAMPON IN MY ASS BASTARD SPIC GRINGO CONDOMS DOUCHING TOSSER DICKHEAD FUCK OFF PECKERHEAD EXTRA LONG PENIS ORGASM ASSHOLE BITCH SON OF A BITCH FUCK OFF ASS POLESMOKER KRAUT WIKIPEDIA DAMN IT ASSHOLE PRICK SEX FUCK ASS DAMN FUCKTARD AUTOFELLATIO WIENER VILLAGE DUMP REDNECK CLUSTER FUCK WIENER FELCHING SHITFACE SHITTY FUCKSTAIN FRENCH TICKLER SHITBALLS TAFFY GOD DAMMIT WOMEN'S RIGHTS CUNNILINGUS FUCKBAG SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SUCK MY DICK JAP GOATSE ASSHOLE TRANNY CUNT WIGGER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PORCH MONKEY BALLS BOOBS MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY BOOBS DAMNATION WIENER HELL FUCK OFF TITMOUSE SCUMBUCKET SUCK MY DICK FUCKER I WILL KILL YOU! 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URINE-GARGLING VENEREAL DISEASE BALLS SLOPE WOP SHIT suck my mothers NIGGER MILF SACRAMENTO DUMBASS FIRECROTCH GOAT DICK SHITCOCK SHITTY COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SUITCASE PENIS AUTOFELLATIO FUCKSTAIN JACK ABRAMOFF FUCKSTAIN GIVING HEAD BASTARD CLIT CUM PIGFUCKER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SHITSKIN FAGGOT ABO CLUSTER FUCK GRINGO AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SCROTUM SHITHEAD FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BASTARD POWERSHIT DAMMIT HELL VAGINA FUCKWIT FELLATIO CUNT CRAPPER SCROTUM CUNNILINGUS DAMN GENITALIA DAMN NIGGER LHASA SHIT TAMPONS I'LL RAPE YOU ANAL CLEVELAND STEAMER BOB SAGET GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS VAGINA CRAP ON A STICK BRUSH MA TEETH DICK IN A BOX NEGRO JOHN SMILEY FACE PENIS YOU WANKER FUCKER ASSFACE DAMNATION JENKEM DICKLICK DAMMIT WANK GOD DAMMIT BITCH BITCH FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CRAP PEDOPHILIA SEX COCKGOBLIN REDEEMING VALUE CHING CHONG CHINK NECROPHILIA WOMEN'S RIGHTS JESSE McCARTNEY CUNTSWILLING CHALICE SLOPE POLAK SUCK MY DICK PIECE OF SHIT FLYING FUCK KIKE MILF PIG PIG TACO TITS CUNT CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKING A HOSER FAG PEARL NECKLACE BAT FUCK INSANE ASSFACE MOTHERFUCKER PEEPEE LOLCAT DOUCHING SHIT FUCKER CHINK FOUR-EYES BULLSHIT DICK SCROTUM CROTCH DOG FUCKER CLUSTER FUCK NECROPHILIA ASSFACE FUCKSTAIN FIST FUCK COCK FUCK YOU PRICK ASSWIPE WHORE WIKIPEDIA BASTARD FUCK YOU PEARL NECKLACE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CHOAD DOUCHING PISS OFF DAMMIT RAPE ASSBANDIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BOOBS CUNT CUNT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PISS ARTIST BUTTFUCKER FUCKHEAD ART METAL PRODUCTS PISS OFF MY ASS TITTYWANK BOOBS AUTOFELLATIO BEAVER DICKHEAD BITCH NECROPHILIA COCKSTUFFER MONKEY BALLS AMERICA ONLINE RAT'S COCK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITSLINGING FUCKING ARSEBADGERS BASTARD DOUCHETITS VENEREAL DISEASE LET'S SHIT WIKIPEDIA JACKASS SHIT ALEX TREBEK DICKHEAD NEGRO SHIT BUTTFUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCKWIT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink RICK MORANIS DAMMIT JACKASS YOUR MOM MICK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE VENEREAL DISEASE GRINGO YID FROG'S FAT ASS BAT FUCK INSANE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASSBANDIT DIPSHIT HELL VENEREAL DISEASE BUTT-HOLE DONKEY DICK FRAK PEARL NECKLACE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CLEVELAND STEAMER DAMN JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] MOZILLA FIREFOX DOUCHEBAG HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FENCE JUMPER DICKLICK TOSSER DOUCHETITS ASSRAPING CAMEL FUCKER BUTTFUCKER SHITBALLS NECROPHILIA OSTRICH MY ASS SOD FLYING RAT'S ASS REDNECK OSTRICH MY ASS DICK TITS RAPE GRINGO INBRED PORCH MONKEY FUCKSTAIN BIRD SHIT TITTYWANK TENTACLE RAPE ASSCRACK DICKHEAD GREASER SMEG WIENER SHITHEAD BITCH [EXPLETIVE] WOP BITCH CUNTSWILLING JACKASS SHIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS GOD DAMMIT GOOK PIGFUCKER CUNNILINGUS JOHN ELWAY FUCK OFF FIST FUCK DICK DAMN PISSHOLE FUCKTARD COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCK YOU MARY WHITEHOUSE CRACKER CC PLZ BELGIUM CUNTBUCKET TITTYWANK POMMIE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DOG FUCKER and with the DOUCHE and his PISS ARTIST of girraffes in which WIKIPEDIA while reading about BULLCRAP!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SHITHEAD also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• GOBSHITE

Article written in the style of its subject This article is ASS funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its FUCK subject. If you do not find it funny POMMIE, it is probably because you are an INBRED FLYING RAT'S ASS ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. SON OF A BITCH If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a SHITE joke loses its humour FUCK when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so PISS ignorant, then you wouldn't have DOT HEAD needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! SUCK MY DICK CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCK ASS FELCHING!!!!!I <3 COCK

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