That time I was nearly raped by a Puff the magic Dragon during my sojourn in Honah Lee

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It looked kinda like this, only fucking psycho.

Dude, that fucking thing was huge. Like, WTF?

So there I was[edit | edit source]

playing in the fucking woods by the sea, doing my Jackie Paper thing with the make-believe shit and the puppies, right? Like, little boy badass shit.

and this fucking Puff the magic dragon[edit | edit source]

bursts out of the sky, frolics in the autumn mist all over the place, and instead of going for the dogs, he makes a dragonline straight for me.

so I pulled out my[edit | edit source]

knife and cut the shit out of the thing, and it tries to mount me! WTF?

I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.

No, seriously. It nearly raped me.

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