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  • ... that the man on the left is admiring the bare torso of the man on the right in a purely non-sexual manner? (Pictured)
  • ... that to the untrained ear, John Aglethorpe's Ode to the Monotony of Life may simply sound like one continuous, monotonous tone, but the song is actually composed mostly of alterations between the A sharp and B flat notes tied together?
  • ... that sarcasm is totally the highest form of wit?
  • ... that the American Civil War was actually marked by many instances of uncivil behavior?
  • ... that hitting your kids may be beneficial to their health, or at the very least amusing to you?
  • ... that the only thing money can't buy is poverty?
  • ... that the average human male between the ages of 18 and 42 has thought about sex with Brad Pitt at least once?
  • ... that a bird in the hand is better than crabs in your bush?