Template:Canned
Usage
How to use
{{Canned|NameOfFigure|attribute1|attribute2}}
Set parameter t to use another quote template. Like t=NQ for nicequote, t=Quote, or t=Q2
“ATTRIBUTE1 is the opiate of the masses.”— Karl Marx on ATTRIBUTE1
Quotes Produced by this Template
Archimedes
“Give me a place to stand, and I shall move ATTRUBUTE1.”
Descartes
“I think, therefore ATTRIBUTE1.”
Caesar
“I came, I saw, I ATTRIBUTE1.”
Clinton
“That depends on what your definition of the word ATTRIBUTE1 is.”
Cruise
“You don't understand the history of ATTRIBUTE1. I do.”
Cicero
“Extremism in the defense of ATTRIBUTE1 is no vice, and moderation in the pursuit of ATTRIBUTE2 is not a virtue.”
Einstein
“Only two things are infinite, ATTRIBUTE1 and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.”
Heidegger
“Maybe my darker instincts are correct about ATTRIBUTE1. Maybe the knowledge that I deny is the truth... the knowledge the ATTRIBUTE1 is dark and willing to destroy all things.”
Henry
“Give me liberty or give me ATTRIBUTE1.”
Holmes
“The right to swing my fist ends where ATTRIBUTE1 begins.”
Mencken
“No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of ATTRIBUTE1.”
Marx
“ATTRIBUTE1 is the opiate of the masses.”
Moses
“Let my people ATTRIBUTE1!”
- ATTRIBUTE1 must be a verb
Nietzsche
“Where has ATTRIBUTE1 gone? I shall tell you. We have killed him - you and I. We are his murderers.”
Orwell
“All ATTRIBUTE1 are equal, but some ATTRIBUTE1 are more equal than others.”
Poncho
“Don't let it end like this, tell them I said ATTRIBUTE1.”
Voltaire
“If ATTRIBUTE1 did not exist, it would be necessary to invent ATTRIBUTE2.”
- ATTRIBUTE2 is optional, defaults to "it"
How to add a new Quote to this template
The short answer is don't. Unless you understand the Code in this page, you are likely to mess up every use of this template.
Make sure it isn't a stupid quote, preferably an old one that everyone recognizes. And if anyone adds Ballmer, then so help me God.