Template:Bassist

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This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
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Purpose

To get us gigs in bands. And groupies.

Usage

{{Bassist|reason|float}}
  • reason = Optional. Wikilinking is allowed, and encouraged, but I wouldn't go crazy with transclusion and formatting if I were you. If a reason is not provided, the text "because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time" will be appended.
  • float = left or right
code produces
{{Bassist}}
Jsbach-bass.jpg
This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
Jsbach-bass.jpg
{{Bassist|he has [[My Little Penis|really big hands]]}}
Jsbach-bass.jpg
This user plays bass, because he has really big hands.
Jsbach-bass.jpg