Talk:Your mom

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ProposalTo have http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User_talk:M701/testpage as the article. That page randomly gives one of the two "Your mom" articles so people see both of them equally.

Why is this article locked? The parenthetical note in the first sentence has an error. "(born roughly twelve years before you and eleven before her mom)" should be "...eleven after her mom". Wikis suck if you can't edit. Notpeter 22:22, February 2, 2010 (UTC)

Your mom goes to college! -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 22:18, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

I have 2 dads - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 23:05, Nov 19

What, only 2? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:17, Nov 20

link to jokes

link to http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Your_mum_jokes under the jokes section?

That does nothing bu redirect to the "jokes" section... it would create an infinite loop. Why, brave adventurers would spend days clicking the link over and over, searching for an answer, only to realize they are trapped in an endless loop before finally perishing! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:31, Nov 26

Exactly.....IT IS BRILLIANT! Mack-the-Random 01:48, 19 January 2008 (UTC)

What the HELL did you people do to all the your mom jokes???? User:Iateyourgranny

We made the page, oh I dunno, funny? --AAA! (AAAA) 14:20, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

Well those were the best your mom jokes ever, what a sad waste. Hell yea you don't know funny. User:Iateyourgranny

Right, because Uncyclopedia was totally meant to be a collection of lists of regurgitated jokes and not a wikipedia parody with actual articles or anything. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:08, Oct 6

Do you have to delete parody articles to make space for a couple your mom jokes? --Iateyourgranny 18:45, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

It's been almost a year, what are we arguing about again? - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:31, Jul 25

Also, looking a few lines up, what do you mean, "you people?" - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:34, Jul 25

I think it would be necessary, after so many attempts to hurt my feelings, that I reveal the fact that "your mom is dead" (could be a better Wilde quote in my unopinion.

Warrenoaksfishing 01:51, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

Might be more appropriate as a Nietzsche quote, Warrenoaksfishing?

Your-Mom Subs

someone should write about Your Mom doing fansubs now. http://your-mom-fansubs.blogspot.com/ Kimatg 03:44, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

Hmph

Your mom is so fat and sexy that I am a yourmomian. 68.32.48.59 15:42, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

My mom made guts, what did your mom do? 68.32.48.59 15:43, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

Editing

Why can't I edit it anymore I made a really good one about farts decaying someone. King harkinian 03:22, 19 November 2008

Seriously, the first sentence is screwed up: Your Mom (born roughly twelve years before you and eleven before her mom) is a well known parent and parental figure. How can Your Mom be 11 years older than Her Mom? You kill the humor by being stupid on the obvious shit. Since you won't let me fix it, fix it yourself. --Dphansen 16:16, March 28, 2011 (UTC)

Add this to the top?

It would be funny if we added this to the top. It would make the article very ironic XD.

WARNING The person/thing this article is talking about has been convicted by the FBI of the following crimes: Capital Abuse of a ManWhore Using a fork to eat Cocoa Puffs Eating too many kittens at the same time Giving birth to <insert name here> Currently on the loose. So Remember: YOU MAY BE NEXT

--AdvancedK9 02:16, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

I added the word "yourmometer" to the article, cheers :) 192.12.88.7 20:14, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Add this diagramatic representation?

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fr WARNING The person/thing this article is talking about has been convicted by the FBI of the following crimes:

   * Capital Abuse of a ManWhore
   * Using a fork to eat Cocoa Puffs
   * Eating too many kittens at the same time
   * Giving birth to <insert name here> 

"Please read the Beginner's Guide, and please be funny and not just stupid." Well, this webpage is just stupid and outragious. One thing is being funny, another one is to joke about things that one shouldn't ever joke about. Maybe the mothers of those who support these webpages couldn't learn them some basic rules that every decent person has.

Interwiki

I'm busy editing some interwiki links, but I can't here. Who can help me? (Here's the dutch page) GeorgiusNL (talk) 17:12, 8 February 2015 (UTC)

I've added the link. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 15:54, 9 February 2015 (UTC)

Thanks! GeorgiusNL (talk) 17:40, 9 February 2015 (UTC)