Talk:University of California

Sucessive edits to the UCLA entry have made it less funny. Can some admin look at reverting it back to when it talked about activating UCLA's beserker frenzy after defeating Raiden? --CrunchyCapsicum 00:06, 25 Dec 2005 (UTC)

HUGE article problem

You mention that UCLA is the second best campus. Clearly, it is the best, based on me. You must fix this IMMEDIATELY. I'm one of the admin candidates, so I have influence. Fix it. --Lineintegral123 01:30, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

You are not one of the admin candidates, because we haven't seen your cock. Love,  

I am an admin candidate because of my amazingness. See the discussion going on right in front of your nose. I don't know if you know what an admin is, but let me educate you. It is an awesome, smart, beautifully sexy man that pwns at life. Such is me. Oh, and fix the article now. Cordially, --Lineintegral123 01:42, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

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—Pelozurian (talk) 01:43, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

I didn't edit the article because I feared that people like you that are already admins (my bosses) would revert it and think badly of me. I am simply stating a TRUE fact. Besides, why make a wiki when you just revert everything that you don't agree with? --Lineintegral123 01:45, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

I did indeed see the forum topic. As a female Uncyclopedian, I would be more than happy to vote for you for administrator if you showed me dick pictures. So yeah. Get on that. Love,  

You changed it to third best! Stop insulting reality and change it to best!!!!!! --Lineintegral123 01:47, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

Yes, I have corrected the mistake. Of course UCLA is the third best campus, not the second. And no way it will ever beat Berk in as much as a snowball fight. Thank you for pointing out this error. Aleister the Administrator 1:48 9 6 MMX

Maybe you should quit while you're ahead. —Pelozurian (talk) 01:51, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

I think the real problem is that Lineintegral123 won't send us dick pictures. Love,  

I believe he keeps his dick photos to himself because he has a HUGE problem in that area, and it does not relate to the pun. Aleister 1:55 9 6 MMX

He says he is an "awesome, smart, beautifully sexy man that pwns at life." I'm sure his dick is 25 inches. Love,  

Well, he did tell me he has Euler's phone number, and she is pretty sexy, so we can ask her about the size and maybe she can also send us a pic. We have to work around these shy ones. Aleister 2:07 9 6 MMX

USC redirects here (and probably shouldn't)

Why does USC redirect to this article given that it stands for University of Southern California, which isn't part of the UC System and isn't mentioned in the article? --Pentium5dot1 (semi-retired) t~^_^~c 06:47, July 18, 2011 (UTC)