Talk:Spore

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lol rhymes with whore. Hank J. Wimbleton

This article isn't funny, and it stinks of fanboyism. --ChocolateChip 20:32, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

It's gone downhill a lot lately, and I'm far too lazy/busy to fix it lately. It was a little funny when I first picked it up. I've considered reverting, but I needed more of an excuse. You are more than welcome to fix it up and make it unsucky.--epynephrin 23:18, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I agree, this article sucks balls, if I had the patience I might edit it to be about how Will Wright got drunk one night and started raving about how he was going to make the most uber cool best game ever, spore, but he actually had no plans to make it, so for the last 3 years he's been finding excuses for why it's not out yer


dick jokes[edit source]

Someone should add pictures of the giant penis creatures spore users have been posting on youtube. Just search for spore penis.


This article isn't funny at all. It apparently used to stink of fanboyism, but now it stinks of blind-haterism. Especially the dated release-date jokes. Look, I know they were funny when it didn't have a release date, but now there is a release date. All the no-release-date jokes (and the frankly stupid one about the release date being false) have to go. 70.184.32.37 13:35, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

And now it is better, thanks to my involvement in conservation week Icons-flag-pi.PNG Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 20:08, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

Q[edit source]

For a game that crashes every 5 minutes, this article should have content thats about something other than EA ripping you off.

Not Funny[edit source]

This article just isn't funny. It's so boring, I yawned. Can someone re-write this...Please...PLEASE?!? 86.139.79.241 20:15, February 26, 2010 (UTC)

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-OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:37, 26 Feb


Uh...The picture with the creature named homo erectus isn't funny. Getting scientific, homo erectus is an early humanoid, so why does it say "Your child will learn to cuss many swear words."?

Point taken, I'm in the process of changing the picture (as in waiting 20 minutes for the game to open) as I type. Icons-flag-pi.PNG Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC)