Talk:Silica gel

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Yum! I like this tasty silicagel. They say that silicagel is not edible, but they are just lying to you. I've tryed it now and you think that I'll say it has bad taste? No way! It taste like salty popcorn! You should try it too, despite the warning message on silicagel pack! Especially I like those fat packs of silicagel that shipped with servers, workstation PCs, or hardware DVD players. Just remember all these warnings are just conspiracy of the government, so all silicagel will be only eaten by them! Hmm.. I should try to write a scenario and make the movie.. To make sure that all the World will know the truth! But for now I will post this all over the Internet, I think.. Just remember, eating silicagel is fun and absolutely harmless!