Talk:Pillow

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Doesn't this article contradict the Inanimate Sponge article? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Henke37‎ (talk • contribs)

I period bled on my pillow while humping it a few weeks ago.[edit source]

—Crocotta1 22:24, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

Crocotta1, I really don't need to know that. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 23:00, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

You can’t stop me from biddling!—Crocotta1 02:58, 23 October 2022 (UTC)

I can't stop you from forgetting how HTML tags are written, either, it seems. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 03:00, 23 October 2022 (UTC)