Talk:Philippines
ATTENTION TO EVERYBODY EDITING THIS ARTICLE ABOUT THE PHILIPPINES:
Note to anyone editing the page (that means YOU!!): Stop fucking adding stuff about Conyos (I don't fucking give a flying fuck about how it's spelled) and Jologs. They're completely irrelevant to this article. Consider writing a new article about that. Oh, and that goes the same for the Ateneo vs. La Salle shit. Don't you see the message above the text field?
Pages about you, your friends, your schoolmates, your teachers, etc. WILL be deleted on sight.
Please keep the article relevant to the Philippines in general, and the Philippines in general only. Include stuff about its economy, its cultures, its ethnicities, etc. But not personal feuds, etc. Let's keep it modest, people.
Just a friendly heads up. Warmonger256 12:25, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
- Well, I didn't know we had a new admin on board. ~
12:44, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
- That's no admin, that's a war-monger Mordillo. I suggest you tread carefully. mAttlobster. (hello) 13:09, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
- Ah. ~ 14:14, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
- Ah. ~
- That's no admin, that's a war-monger Mordillo. I suggest you tread carefully. mAttlobster. (hello) 13:09, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
Redundancies to be Omitted[edit source]
Addendum: information added here that has already been listed in The Philippine Empire (as well as the "style" of that article) will be deleted and/or revised. --MidwayHaven 01:25, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
- Do you mean crappy? --Gilgal1
(Talk to me bitch!!!)} 04:53, February 8, 2010 (UTC)
i read your article and loave it so much
nice article[edit source]
hopefully maganda na yung article na ito kaysa yung dating ultranationalist-made na "Filipino Empire". That shit needs to burn in hell.
old and new infobox (test)[edit source]
possible replacement for Dapilipins infobox:
Dapilipins Darepablik Op Dapilipins FacebookLand | |||||
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| Motto: Welkam To Dapilipin Legends! | |||||
| Anthem: Thinking Out Loud | |||||
| Capital | Manila | ||||
| Largest city | Manila (The Quezon City Fracture) | ||||
| Demonym | Dapilipilipino | ||||
| Official language(s) | Inglis Dayaleks: La-Salle-Taft Coñospeakism, Jejemon, Salitang-Kalyeish, Squatteralog, Tadbaliksish, Gay Lingo, Chuva Chenesish, Taglish, Na Language, Propagandism Language | ||||
| Government | Celebrity-Based Monarchy. Soon To Be A Psychology. | ||||
| Keng | Rodrigo Du30 De Fentanyl | ||||
| National Hero(es) | Manny Pacquiao, Raganciano Kapitapitagan Junior, Batista, The Guy Who Invented Fecebook, Apl De Ap, Enrique Dimayuga II, Ferdinand Marcos, Ninoy Aquino Daturd, Enrique Dimayuga, The Pope, Fray Botod, Some KGB Agents | ||||
| Declaration of Independence | Never Was (America Gave Fake Independens On 1946, And Coz Destabilizatien) | ||||
| Currency | Kreb's Tuyo, Visayan Whores, Cocks And Bids, PCSO | ||||
| Religion | Habitual Ignorance, Conformicism, Obiendientism, Peer Pressurism, Potatoism | ||||
| Major exports | SHHHHEEETTTT!!!!, Slaves, Cebuano Girls Looking To Marry Any USA Man Available | ||||
| Major imports | Da bleyze!!!!, Black Eyed Peas Music, Materialistic Culture, Justin Bieber, Homosexuality / Gay Culture, Japanese Cars, Porn, Basqueetbull!!!!, Gangster Culture/Clothes/Lifestyle, Junk Food: McDonalds, KFC, Etc, Conformity, Crab Mentality, Disposable Fleshlight, Fake Dicker Max, Kpop Anomaly, Mobile Legends | ||||
| Internet TLD | .fb | ||||
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| Moto: Welkam To Dapilipin Legends! | |||||
| Nashunal Antem: Thinking Out Loud | |||||
| Kapital | Manila | ||||
| Larjes Siti | Manila (The Quezon City Fracture) | ||||
| Papyuleisyon | It's Ober Nein-tausand Bilyon Pee-Noise | ||||
| Gobermen | Celebrity-Based Monarchy. Soon To Be A Psychology. | ||||
| Keng | Rodrigo Du30 De Fentanyl | ||||
| Independens | Never Was (America Gave Fake Independens On 1946, And Coz Destabilizatien) | ||||
| Nashunal Herows | Manny Pacquiao, Raganciano Kapitapitagan Junior, Batista, The Guy Who Invented Fecebook, Apl De Ap, Enrique Dimayuga II, Ferdinand Marcos, Ninoy Aquino Daturd, Enrique Dimayuga, The Pope, Fray Botod, Some KGB Agents | ||||
| Nashunal Langgwijes | Inglis Dayaleks: La-Salle-Taft Coñospeakism, Jejemon, Salitang-Kalyeish, Squatteralog, Tadbaliksish, Gay Lingo, Chuva Chenesish, Taglish, Na Language, Propagandism Language | ||||
| Nashunal Karenci | Kreb's Tuyo, Visayan Whores, Cocks And Bids, PCSO | ||||
| Nashunal Resorses | Poo, Excretement, Idol Shows, Music Industry, Celebrity-Making Factories, Botox, Plastic Surgeries, Bomba® Tapes, Casinos, Bad Hotels, Jeepneys, Thai Ladyboys, TikTok Nonsensical Songs (All Of Them Are Offensive), Water As Fuel | ||||
| Eksports | SHHHHEEETTTT!!!!, Slaves, Cebuano Girls Looking To Marry Any USA Man Available | ||||
| Impurts | Da bleyze!!!!, Black Eyed Peas Music, Materialistic Culture, Justin Bieber, Homosexuality / Gay Culture, Japanese Cars, Porn, Basqueetbull!!!!, Gangster Culture/Clothes/Lifestyle, Junk Food: McDonalds, KFC, Etc, Conformity, Crab Mentality, Disposable Fleshlight, Fake Dicker Max, Kpop Anomaly, Mobile Legends | ||||
| Relijun | Habitual Ignorance, Conformicism, Obiendientism, Peer Pressurism, Potatoism | ||||
| Bes Repoop Op Dapiskal Yeer | Rodrigo Du30 De Fentanyl Beeing Elekted Ass Praysident And Also Said: PacMan, "U're A Liar!" | ||||