Talk:Paradise Lost

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I think this is pretty funny, though I don't know how many people will appreciate it.

Thank you. I appreciate it. Evidently so do you. I've successfully reached one person more than my initial target audience. Wow, huh? Now all I need is for someone to create an article on Natalie Wood so's I can do the Chris Walken section justice... any takers? Anyone even reading this? I bet Siberia is nice this time of year. --Immy I will never wash my talk page again 20:34, 12 June 2006 (UTC)

Damn, this is hysterical, now I wanna go fill in the Faustus, MD page. But yeah, I'm not sure how many people will get it. ~a non person

Congratulations[edit source]

Immy, since this will soon be featured, here's a congrats for two reasons:

1) For writing a great article;
2) For avoiding the obvious "I have had it with the mother-fucking snakes in this mother-fucking garden!!!" joke.

Don't do it, now . . .--Procopius 23:17, 25 August 2006 (UTC)

Trust me, it'll happen. And pre-emptive congratulations on the feature. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Thank you both for the kind words — should we place bets on how long after this is featured for some configuration of mother-fucking snakes to make an appearance? I'll go with under three minutes. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 00:35, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
I'm thinking it will be within the first 12 hours, it will take a lot longer than three minutes for all those little cogs in their head to align. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Dibs on one day.--Procopius 11:43, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
I guess I've lost, eh? I'll email the winner my part of the pot. And believe me, it's really good pot. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 16:16, 26 August 2006 (UTC)

I don't get it[edit source]

Maybe because we don't have FoxTV in Finland. --Unissakävelijä 15:55, 27 August 2006 (UTC)

Er, the FoxTV maybe isn't quite as important as the Paradise Lost/John Milton. Do you have classic English poetry is Finland? Check this. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 23:05, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
I still don't get it. --Unissakävelijä 21:51, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
I'm afraid I can offer no further assistance in the matter of your individual comprehension of the article. I am sorry that Genesis humour is inaccessible to Finns and shall work diligently to add more references to Helsinki, Linus Torvalds and Lordi in the nearest possible future. In the meantime, here's a smiley face to denote that everything is going to be OK :) -- Imrealized ...hmm? 04:14, 11 September 2006 (UTC)
Voi torstai! Linus punk is Swede-Finn thus he sucks! Go IRC! --Unissakävelijä 08:12, 14 September 2006 (UTC)

this is bull[edit source]

Dude, this has nothing to do with Paradise lost. You just wrote a random article about nothing at all. On top of that, you threw in random celebraties to try and make it funnier, but just ended up making it worse. go read the "How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid" article in the community portal and re-write this whole thing.

It's kind of a featured article...  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 19:09 Dec 02, 2007
It still has nothing to do with the subject, and really isn't that funny either.

Superb[edit source]

This is one of the best articles I have read here:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 12:06, 17 September 2008 (UTC)