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This article about Mexico is definitely spammed by a bunch of random crap. One section is called the aztec empire for gosh sakes! --Armynavy123 21:24, October 10, 2010 (UTC)

Bulk it up!

If anyone has anything to contribute to the newly rewritten Mexico article, tha twould be simply grand. Rangeley 23:54, 21 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Uh, if you don't mind, I would like to add some useful phrase in order to make aquaintances like 'I am glad to meet you?' and 'Tu casa es mi casa' etc in order to live in Mexico or get along. Also some movies.--Jondel 09:34, 28 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Pedro's Time (aka Modern Times)

I vote to get back the points about Mexican Government behind the inmigrants, as a complot and the part about how much USians like Mexico as it is shown every spring break. I realize maybe describing El Chapulin Colorado tv show as a reality show isn't so humorous to some people, though. Just think that this page should flesh a bit more. --Eipipuz 22:25, 12 Nov 2005 (UTC)

If its funny it can be added, but Pedro's Mexico is a much more fitting name. ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 22:29, 12 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Ahora en Canal Ocho, el numero uno serie televisadora por los Mexicanos, Chicanos y otro Latinos: El Vado Insecto en el zoote suite rojo. LoL, The bug guy in a red suit from Mexican TV back in the 1970's was a HUGE ratings hit during early morning hours in the Los Angeles-San Diego area market (including a heavily Hispanic Palm Springs area audience). Americans don't know jack shit about foreign cultures, but we know Canada is cold & mysterious, Europe is Gay, ecofriendly & socialist; and China (confused with Japan) has slant-eyed people good with computer tech stuff. The narrow egocentrist view of the world is just how Americans are, but the worst anti-Mexican sentiment was in the border states: the country a few blocks south of us known for donkey shows, brown men in sombreros and where your neighborhood Wal-Mart employees come from. + 71.102.2.206 04:15, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

Biggest Cities

You might be interested to note that the listing for biggest Mexican cities (that is, by population of Mexicans) is indeed true. In that order too, I believe. 201.141.80.139 06:12, 21 March 2006 (UTC) (Ulaireminya, too lazy to log in)

Wow. For a country bordering the US, so infamous for quite a number of things, and with so much comedic potential, this article kinda sucks. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 71.254.40.140 (talk • contribs)

In completely fucking agreement.. What the hell is wrong with you people, are you actually afraid to offend someone? Thats the whole fucking point. Where's the blatant racism? Where are the jokes.. The best you guys could come up with was a reference to a shitty movie like Napoleon Dynamite? 76.103.15.194 01:04, 25 October 2008 (UTC)

Los Angeles is said to be the second largest Mexican city in the world after Mexico City, the world's biggest with over 30 million (or a third of Mexico's people). Must be the little print "facts" from a napkin from El Pollo Loco, or a bar coaster brought to you by Corona Beer with Lime. Also did you know Mexico is the world's leading producer of Chiclets? Bubble gum wrapper info. never taste so good, but don't forget to put the gum inside the wrapper when you're done. Keep your sidewalks wad-free. + 71.102.2.206 04:18, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

Viva Mexico

No sean estupidos. No entiendo la necesidad de poner semejantes estupideses en este sitio. Hagan algo mas productivo como dar gracias a Dios que hay migracion de latinoamericanos a Estados Unidos para que hagan los trabajos que ustedes pinches gringos nunca los harian.

psd.  !!!!CHINGUEN A SU MADRE!!!!!!!!!!!!! – Preceding unsigned comment added by 195.209.231.4 (talk • contribs)

This is a joke site, the jokes here maybe racist and all but they are still jokes, and should not be taken seriously --201.141.5.108 22:59, 4 October 2006 (UTC)

i will sue this website if they continue saying trash about a country. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 70.247.53.41 (talk • contribs)

I know this is a joke site... but i think there are some matters that you shouldn't make a joke!! especially if you don't know what you are saying in first place!...

In America, you have alot of angry white males calling Mexicans "beaners, greasers, spicks, brown tide, tacobenders, border jumpers, wetbacks, etc." among other things. They are sometimes referred to as "The accidents the Spaniards left behind for mating with American Indian women" and even as "New world monkeys swinging from cactus and high border fences". The racism against Latinos in the U.S. is so bad right now, it shall further ruin America's own image in the world community. Oh wait, that was already done by the way we maltreated Black people, the Japanese during WWII and the "Ugly American" tourists travel to only expect to find American things or complain about how the locals are. The Mexican Reconquest of the Southwest U.S. is known as "Guadalupe Hidalgo's revenge", when you have up to 20 million Mexicans already immigrated here. + 71.102.2.206 03:55, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

If the jokes were funny and not regurgitated stupidity, it would get a pass. It might even get a rating higher than Zero.

Question

Is the map correct????? 84.231.189.229 10:39, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

^ idiot – Preceding unsigned comment added by 66.56.145.43 (talk • contribs)

In Soviet Russia...

I just thought the RR quote should be changed to "*border* crosses YOU!!!", so I took the liberty of attending that business. --Thandruin 19:27, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

Pinche madre!!!!!!!!!! --Paco 04:22, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

Hey, very divertido this articulo, sólo que yo can't undestand completo, je je je, no hagan caso, the true es que en all word we are unos guevones, congratulations agayn. --200.77.147.211 00:56, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

The article should make communist references about Mexico (to say that about Cuba isn't funny), back in the 1950's the US media assumed Mexicans are the most suspected of promoting communism in America after the Chinese, Russians, Poles and Germans (oddly were suspected of fascism in WWII). I recall the L.A. times whole page wartime propaganda of "Oriental"-looking people being Japanese, and many white Anglo racists would say "Hey, they look like our border brothers?", which is odd but it's been said the ancestors of Mexicans and Native Americans did originated in Siberia, about north of Japan, Korea and China. Obviously, the WWI propaganda of the "Huns", descendants of Genghis Khan and the Mongol hordes lived in Germany and Austria-Hungary. Only in the 1980's the American liberals made Mexicans into another "people of color", grouped them with Puerto Ricans and 20 other Latin American nationalities, and finally insisted Mexicans don't need to learn English, go to college or attend college without affirmative action policies to "help" them...gain Democratic votes. Two decades later, the Republican party attempted to do the same thing like "Senor Presidente Bush del Tejas y Florida" wanted to woo in Latino voters (Hispanic isn't P-C anymore) by more outsourcing to Mexico in a "free trade" deal with illegal Mexican workers in our factories, and Dubya's "Mi casa su casa blanca" nonsense. Mexico isn't our best friend in international diplomacy or we would bailed them out of third world status by now, though we bailed out Germany, Japan and now with Iraq. + 71.102.2.206 04:09, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

Revised rewrite

This article was rubbish - I improved it a bit. Don't dare to vandalise it as before. --Rodrigo! 02:53, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

The article has improved a lot solely thanks to me --Rodrigo! 18:53, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

Very funny. It's missing a few things though. cobain_angel

Not funny at all, very lame. A lot of hate against americans, probably has inferiority complex. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 148.201.1.111 (talk • contribs)

• Who? The gringos? Oh, yes! – Preceding unsigned comment added by 190.40.163.107 (talk • contribs)

No, you illegal. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 148.201.1.111 (talk • contribs)

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriibbaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! – Preceding unsigned comment added by 666.666.6.666 (talk • contribs)

Good day Sir

Just thought I would mention, as you appear to be putting rather an effort into this article, that it appears to have quite a lot of long list in it. Generally lists are not considered to be a good thing around here, and I think you could make this a lot more popular if you were able to change the lists into something of a more 'encyclopaedic' form. Just friendly advice. MrN 14:19, Dec 23

Comment

VIVA ESPAÑA PUTOS GUIRIS HIJOS DE PUTA – Preceding unsigned comment added by Aesos (talk • contribs)

Note: Spain is in Europe, and for the 1,000,000,000th time, please refrain from putting inaccurate geographic locations of countries. The problem is the whole world knows about Spain, except for the USA for some reason. Americans are more likely to confuse a French-Canadian for a Frenchman, and they know how Hercule Poirot feels when everyone thinks he's French..."NON! I'M A BELGIAN!" + 71.102.2.206 04:21, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

Typo

• Under imports, the parenthesis in the "debt" point should be completed. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 66.255.194.1 (talk • contribs)

Exports

• Don't forget the shits.205.240.146.121 18:56, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

Edition blocking

What happened to edition? The article is completely lacking humour, like currency, it reads pesos and it should be something like varos, or the President field, Pedro? That's dull. El Peje would be nice. You need Mexicans to make the fucking page funny.--The Antichrist 05:34, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

We know, we know. Uncyclopedia is the worst. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:49, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

But we may have cruel or offensive (and I mean OFFENSIVE) comments about the increase of drug cartel violence, Mexican immigrants "don't wanna go home" like the Amnesty/Immigration rights protests this month and the swine flu pandemic has sickened thousands in Mexico already (the land of e-coli coated lettuce, salmonella spoiled strawberries and "no lava sus manos" in US fast food places). Why does the U.S. hold a grudge against Mexico, its people and everything from Mexican origin? How about this? Do the FOX news-style boycott of Mexico. Don't eat tacos again. Don't drink tequila either. Did you know rock-and-roll music, hip-hop or rap, and even jazz was influenced by Mexican-Americans or Chicanos, the kind of people from California? Their Texas counterparts gave us cowboys, lassos, mustangs, rodeos and Spanish architecture. The "Tejanos" love country-western and polka folk music, they made it sound cooler (gracias santa Selena). + 71.102.2.206 04:01, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

Amen brother!

This article is a mess

It violates several of Uncyclopedia's rules (mainly "Be Funny, Not Stupid"). I don't know why the article is also locked up for editing. It contains lots of (unfunny) ethnic jokes, tired cliches, nonsenscial (unfunny) stuff, character smearing (also, of the non-humorous) kind and even a dose of Mexican conservative talking points bullshit. It really needs a huge makeover.

This article sucks!!!

It's too fucking long and boring...

mexicans go back to the place you came from, the Zoo, you fucking brainless monkeys hahahahaha!!!!!....

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Yup. It's out of control. I've done a light copy edit on the section on Mexican States. There is not enough life left to touch the rest. As a recommendation:

• The Aztec-language stuff doesn't relate to Mexico.
• The Emo fad doesn't relate.
• The lists have to go. Perhaps some of the information in them could become paragraphs and tell a funny story. If not, little is lost.
• The animations don't relate to Mexico and only prove that some editor in the past thought he was being cute.

I'll be back. In the meantime, please don't use this page to make either revolutionary, counter-revolutionary, anti-American, anti-Mexican, or partisan points; just to make people laugh. Viva México! Spıke ¬  00:24 3-Jan-10

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On this revert war with "Unregistered user"--The only changes that cancelled your work were I removed the Emo template you added from your private userspace from the intro, removed your comment that's specific to the current decline of the US dollar (as Mexico still has plenty good bargains), and rewrote photo captions to be more encyclopedic. You cancelled a lot of cleaning by reverting my edits in their entirety. The usual resolution is for us to talk about what should stay and go, and edit the page TOGETHER. Spıke ¬  10:17 3-Jan-10

Sorry about the revert. I had meant to add something else but i was apparently editing at the same time as you and ran into one of those simultanious editing problems so i'm not exactly sure what happened cause some of it displayed but some was immiedietly gone. Sorry for the misunderstanding. Unregistered user 08:59, January 8, 2010 (UTC)

That can happen! sorry on my part for thinking it was deliberate. On your current changes, I'm not sure stacking up the illustrations will have the same effect on everyone's screen; they are not all 1024x768. Locating them at the state to which they pertain will break up the text all the way down; whereas if you provide enough photos to go all the way down on the higher-res screens, it's going to be truly bizarre on the smaller ones. Spıke ¬  12:05 8-Jan-10

Classical Mexican Jokes.

You have to include the classical Mexican jokes, for example:

Q: Why there are not coups-d'etat in USA?
A: Because there is not American Embassy there.

Q: How many Americans does it take for changing a light bulb?
A: Nobody knows, they have to call a Mexican because they do not even know how to change a light bulb.

Q: A bunch of New-Yorkers, Texans and Californians are flying, but the airplane crashes in the mountains, who is safe?
A: The humanity.

Q: How do you make the perfect business?
A: You buy an American in what he is really worth, and you sell him in what he thinks he is worth.
A: Better, you sell him by the kilogram.

Q: What is cannibalism?
A: An American eating at Kentucky Fry Chicken.

Q: How do you call a son-of-a-bitch in Mexico?
A: You do not call him, he comes by himself in spring-break.

Q: What is the scientific name for an open mind American?
A: Compound Skull Fracture.

If you see a rat and an American drowning in a swimming pool. What do you do?, do you read the newspaper or take a coffee?

Q: Why there is not famine in the USA?
A: Because God never punishes twice, being American is punishment enough.

Q: How do you call an American kid under drugs?
A: Future Marine.

One village in Texas had a rumor going around: a girl was found murdered near their village. Fearing a mob attack, the local Mexican workers gathered together. Suddenly, another Mexican came running up, and cried, "Wonderful news, Wonderful news!, The murdered girl was Mexican!"

An old Mexican in California is on his deathbed:
-- "My children, remember to defend the African Americans."
-- "Why African Americans, daddy?"
-- "Because if they are gone, we will be next."

After Hurricane Katrina and the civil disturbances, a government official in New Orleans menacingly addressed some Mexican workers,
-- "I suppose you know in full detail who was behind it."
-- "We have no idea, but the government's conclusion will be the same as always: they will blame the Mexicans and the cyclists", the Mexicans responded.
-- "Why the cyclists?" asked the befuddled official.
-- "Why the Mexicans?" they responded.

Mexican Opinion

Hey, I am a mexican that was casually checking which site is better, the Uncyclopedia or Inciclopedia (that is in Spanish) and I think that you should just try to make this page a little funnier. Yes I know that you have the right to write about whatever you want, and if you think you can tolerate people of the rest of the world makes fun of you (and can read spanish) check this site How People of the rest of the world mocks of Gringoland. And last but not least: ¡¡¡¡VIVA MÉXICO CABRONES!!!!--201.173.101.98 21:52, August 30, 2011 (UTC)

I totally agree with him and also I really think that it is very boring. You may say that because I am mexican it is not funny to me, but in inciclopedia (which is in spanish) there is a page of mexico which ia had edited myself and although it makes fun of us the mexicans it is funny. I f you can read spanish and want to consider some things for this wiki check the next link México in inciclopedia. Bueno espero que sirva pinches gringos jodeputas!!!