Talk:Jehovah's Witnesses
Boo ya!
I really really liked the "Jesus' Return" part. It's hilarious because they keep revising the supposed date of the second coming.
That first picture is hillarious. Roman Dog Bird 01:58, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
Term: Field Ministry...[edit source]
This is that Door to Door Preaching they do.
Another deterrant could be that you try a door knocker that is shaped like huge male parts (seen a pic on google images once) and the ladies and gents may skip your house entirely. Of course if they don't you really have to wonder - lol. contributed by user: Elisabeta
Notice to Haters and Witnesses[edit source]
Please...PLEASE don't change this article because of your personal views. It is supposed to be funny, and random negative rants about beliefs and customs aint funny. Use wit, use satire, make a ****ing poop joke I don't care, just please don't bring your "Wikipedia locked it so I'm gonna go over here now" attitude and BE FUNNY AND NOT STUPID.
And to Witnesses... I know it's annoying but please don't make any changes to the article unless its like I mentioned above. And if you do, please be funny. This is not a serious article, so real facts are pointless.
That said, my point remains about people (they sound like ex-witnesses or something) just making disgruntled rants in the article.
THERE. Admins, can you please lock this? --Paramore vs. Hole 05:45, 30 August 2008 (UTC)
Clemens177 says:[edit source]
I found the article to be devoid of any real humor, and quite a bit too angry and serious towards a bizarre but harmless people. Knowing their faith, I have put in some funnier items about them, while at the same time taking away a tiny bit of the more pointless rants.
Couldn't really do a complete re-write, though, as badly as it needs it. To do so would no doubt get me the accusation of being a Witness!
Vandalism[edit source]
So some IP keeps reverting this to. Please writing this. It is consider harassment. Harassment is a crime. I tried to trim some of the stuff that he might have found insulting, but I doubt he'll notice. (don't worry I didn't take out anything that was funny) JackOfSpades (talk) 20:20, 4 May 2009 (UTC)