Talk:Frank Zappa

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There was previously a painfully dull article on one of Rock's true genius mavericks and master of mirth, Frank Zappa. I wiped the whole thing. He deserves better. A future project for a friend of mine who is a HUGE Zappa and who also has a brilliantly twisted sense of anger.

--Thomas Dowting 20:16, 30 Nov 2005 (UTC)

  • He hated hippies.

The Discography section needs to be humorously larger.


--- in soviet russia, shower goldens YOU!!

The real discography is about the same length as this one. That should be fixed, perhaps even moved to it's own page? The real one for reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Zappa_discography

Upcoming Colonization[edit source]

Okay, my first suggestion is going to be regarding the discography section. Now, we'll need to weed out a lot of the shitty ones, but me and maybe one or two other very Zappa-knowledgable people could possibly take this mission, which would be this. As stated above, Zappa released so many albums that this list would have to be absolutely ridiculously long (or perhaps really fucking short, depending on the direction we decide to take the humor). If going with the former, I propose making Frank Zappa/Discography to store the immensely huge list. That way we can still convey the tremendously large discography joke, and still manage to keep this page looking nice. -RAHB 01:04, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

All right. I second this motion but also perhaps increase the size of the discography just to convey the joke even better. Yay, nay? --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 15:45, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
Yeah definitely. The list should be as long as, if not longer than the entire Zappa page when we finish this thing. I'll get on this one for now. -RAHB 18:01, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
Sounds good. Now, what do you think we should go for as a central concept? Maybe the page could be censored by the PMRC, or something...? Or we could write it all about Nanook from Yellow Snow, but with Zappa's name instead, something like that... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:30, Oct 12
I'm thinking less "in" humor for this and more about what he did than about the characters and continuity he created. We have Yellow Snow and some others for that. -RAHB 22:55, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
As a new user, am I in the sandbox? ...oops wrong page. Hmmm (clears throat), let me just state for the record, as long as I'm here: "sockpoi craptal concern", but that should probably be at the page about Vienna, no?--Almightybooblikon 19:55, 1 November 2008 (UTC)

My Lovely Brain[edit source]

Zappa, one of the absolute greatest musicians, a master satirist, and a downright genius, deserves better than this! I have spoken.--Murder Frog I use the scissors. 03:02, November 29, 2012 (UTC)

Agreed. User:Matthlock/sig2 18:27, 4 May 2013 (UTC)
On second thought, I disagree. Zappa sux. User:Matthlock/sig2 02:16, 8 January 2019 (UTC)