Talk:Fire hydrant

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From VFH[edit source]

  • Against. Only mildly amusing and kind of short, like my penis. --Anyone 16:03, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
Comment - your penis is only mildy amusing? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Comment - What, isn't everyone's penis like that?! --Anyone 18:30, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
Comment - Mine's average length, but hilarious. . . oh, and-

I love the last line of this article. Have a great summer article! Don't ever change!!! -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 01:31, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

Brilliant. My compliments to the chef.--The One and Only Czar Yah 23:56, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

Moved from So So talk page[edit source]

You didn't like my fire hydrant? Awww, I photoshopped it up all special. . . sigh. . . Took me whole minutes! Oh, well. . . I don't want it back, it'll just clutter up my user page. . . Here, you keep it.  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! Cannabagreen.jpgI Card-spades-up.gif my cat! 07:44, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

Fire hydrant.
This is photoshopped? Was it supposed to look like the scene before it died? I was a little confused, but decided to drop it post-feature. Looks a lot cleaner that way, don't you think? Thanks for the gesture anyway. (I'm going to move this to the fire hydrant talk page) --So So 07:56, 7 October 2006 (UTC)
I didn't do much to it, just removed some litter, "aged" it a little, and lightened the pic some. It's a fire hydrant behind where I work. I took the pic last spring, don't ask me why, and thought it would be a good shot of fire hydrant toward the end of it's life. Kinda decrepid looking, as opposed to the earlier ones, which are all nicely painted and sitting in nice grassy patches. With the orange plastic thingy sticking up (so it can be found in the winter,) kinda like a crutch, or something.  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! Cannabagreen.jpgI Card-spades-up.gif my cat! 08:08, 7 October 2006 (UTC)
Ahh, that's kinda what I thought. (It's "bald" too, right?) But I'm gonna have to give precedence to the page's overall composition this time. Thanks again. --So So 08:14, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

Not really that funny[edit source]

I know the point was for it to be mundane, but it was too much and made the article fall flat for me. --Emmzee the FuriousSpam me! Don't click here!

The last line redeems all[edit source]

Although the article lacks any mention of dogs pissing on the hydrant, which is sort of a pity since it was such a significant part of it's life.


"fukung.net/v/3366/Fire%20Hydrant.jpg" is kinda good.

I for one think this article is fantastic[edit source]

'Nuff said. It's one of my favorites. --Andorin Kato 08:08, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

fapping to goat porn[edit source]

this is a surprisingly good satire on the average American life. For a fucking article on fire hydrants. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 71.191.6.136 (talk • contribs)

It works well. Also, we prefer that you add new posts to the bottom of talk pages, and sign them with the four tilde (~~~~) thing (which looks like a squiggly line in the toolbar). Nominally Humane! 01:27 24 Jul