Talk:Corn

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The best thing to do with corn is set it alight--212.139.242.14 10:33, October 27, 2011 (UTC) CORNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNn

Corn is known to be descended from, well, bananas. Bananas were originally used for military bombs, so that might be why corn is so poisonous and deadly to humans. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 64.107.188.2 (talk • contribs)

Side Effects of Corn[edit source]

Side effects of corn may include (but are not limited to):

Projectile Vomiting, Immense Diarrhea, Burping, Constant Mooing, Seizures, And Death.