Talk:Civil War

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I just want to let you know that no matter who the winner of the Best Rewrite section of the PLS is (me) that it won't change our relationship. Oh, and here's a bucket of piss:

You have won the coveted Bucket of Piss award. I would congratulate you, but this isn't anything to be proud about.

--EMC ^[TALK] 19:25, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

And I just wanted you to know that this is hilarious. Nice work! Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 01/20 19:12

bahahahahahahahaha, lol, this article rocks--Uncle J 04:00, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

This is a great article and totally deserved to be featured. None of this "Civil war was invented by Chuck Norris in 2052" business here ;) -- 54x  F@H (XXXX!) 11:08, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Interestingly enough, Civil War WAS invented by Chuck Norris in 2052, but of course this is useless to point out because of Norris' time travelling habits. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 13:07, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Ten quid on-one knows what 'mellifluous' means without looking it up. This article's great!

why not? maybe it's not a joke?--87.28.89.181 12:07, December 21, 2010 (UTC)