Talk:Catspace

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According to the formula and with a current New Zealand sheep population of 45 million there are only 125,000 cats in catopia. So we must ask ourselves "How do they maintain services for an entire continent?" My thesis is that they must have vast armies of robot monkeys that do their infernal bidding. Obviously the robot monkeys are surplus from the giant Robot vs Monkey Wars of the 17th century (Monkey hate technology; Robot hate the monkey!). This seems to indicate that cats weren't just born rich, they made their money the old fashioned way, through war profiteering. Those darn cats!