Talk:Captain Autofellatio

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Mmm, yes... an... excellent commentary, my dear Hyperbole... especially how you've paralleled the self-gratification to the overall societal flaws and tied in issues with the current therapy methods. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101018 - 05:58 (UTC)

Thank you. I'm glad you saw what I did there. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 06:31, October 18, 2010 (UTC)
I just laughed my arse off. The opening quotes and paragraph is pure awesomeness. So here is what happened... I was watching recent changes, some guy edits an article, I look at the diff, and revert it, then think... Oh, it's a captain article, I like them, I will bother to take a better look and clean it up. You know, trim the quotes, cut out the totally retarded shit, and maybe try to add a few smart comments of my own. So. I look down the quotes looking to see which one to remove, and burst out laughing. I read down and laugh more. I laughed constantly until I was about 2 3rds of the way down the article. So I'm thinking... Wow. Cool. Awesome article. It's only got 1 picture so I figured some amazing new user has created a gem here, but needs a bit of help with formatting and such, so I look at the history to see who my newly found genius is... ... Hyperbole. Bastard. Well, I don't say this often, but this article needs more pictures of men sucking their own cocks. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 00:55, Feb 9

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article still needs more pictures of men sucking their own cocks. I am not going to be uploading them. However this article should be an FA. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:26, Mar 16

Agreed with the picture thing. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 21:10, 19 May 2014 (UTC)

“You would have thought someone would have bothered to clean the gargoyle or something before they took the photographs.”

~ JC
Wowzers, have you guys looked at the Wikipedia page? It's got dirtier pictures than ours!!! Leverage (talk) 06:32, 20 May 2014 (UTC)
Ahh... You mean the image at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autofellatio ? ... Yes. Very true. I remember even Original Jesus got upset about that one. What was the image author thinking when they uploaded this near shock image? WTF? Now that is one dirty gargoyle. It is offensive to my and mine eye(s). Also, the photograph composition is wrong, the focus is slightly off, and don't even get me started on the pointing on that brickwork. JFC 11:02. May 20