Talk:Bus Stop Day

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From Pee Review[edit source]

Raised a NRV from the grave. Any comments/suggestions/improvements? --- Jaques Pirat IS NOT FRENCH! TP, F@H 20:07, 16 June 2006 (UTC)

Proof that at least some good can come from NRVing. -- Hindleyite 20:59, 25 October 2006 (UTC)
It could use some pictures. Some background on Bus Stop Day would be nice, too.--Procopius 22:47, 25 October 2006 (UTC)
I've got some background info, and I'll do post a request at Rad's corner for the images. --~ Tophatsig.png 01:35, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

Methods of stopping a bus:

  1. Stick your hand out. Beware of rogue/blind drivers who won't stop for you and snap your arm off.
  2. Stand in front of it. Warning, you may get run over. Don't worry, though, because you'll be alright again in 5 minutes, if Road Runner is anything to go by.
  3. Get a load of crates of eggs and build a wall in the middle of the road. It may not be very effective, but it sure looks funny. Plus, you get to egg a whole bus.
  4. Get Rik Waller to stand in front of it.
  5. Steal the bus driver's till.
  6. Do nothing and hope the bus breaks down. This happens more often than you might think. -- Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WotM | UotM | PotM | Converse | Punch 21:17, 13 November 2006 (UTC)