Talk:21st Century Nazis

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If you're Irish or you hate cats; there's an alternate ending here. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN19:22, 29 Apr

This endings better! Now you whored this page to me, very nice, as I've already said. Do you want me to nom it, because personally I think it's good enough, just don't want to do it without asking you incase you want a chance to make any other final changes... - 15:55 1 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Yes, good article.   Le Cejak <May 01, 2008 [23:56]>
Thanks guys. A kind word on a talk page means far more to me than VFH. Somebody could nom it though, I wouldn't be offended. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN00:02, 2 May
I've already got YTTE's article on VFH. YTTE can nom yours. Talk to him about it, I don't think he minds whoring.   Le Cejak <May 02, 2008 [0:11]>
I smell a conspiracy... or maybe that's just Cajek. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:15, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
You're the one on a nazi talk page.   Le Cejak <May 02, 2008 [0:30]>
I only came because everyone else was already here. I can't be blamed for what peer pressure makes me do. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:32, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
Go read something. Come on, it's what all the cool kids are doing! /peer pressure -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN00:34, 2 May
Mm...I think the article needs needs a little help. - 13:10 3 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
It might be a cute idea to give this article a small selection of endings of which one is randomly chosen when the page is loaded. It's unlikely many people will notice it or that it'll make many people appreciate the article more, but you can feel all smug about it and point it out to people when you want to impress them. --monika 14:33, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
Oh that's a clever idea...Use the <choose> tag? Yeah, Opty? Opty, you there? I think you should listen to Monika! - 14:44 3 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
OOOH, I like that idea. I don't know when I'll have time to get around to it though. Thanks for the suggestion! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:04, 3 May
Hmm... How does the <choose> command work? --Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 02:13, 28 February 2009 (UTC)

I think it would look something like this would work, I wont change it myself but you can copy and paste it yourself. You could even open it up for other users to add their own endings... just a thought.Digi 14:36, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

A plan so elegant in it's simplicity, yet so tremendous in it's repercussions that the world will be forever changed for the better.  <choose>

<option>We're going to [[rape]] each and every Irish man, living or dead.

==Good ''Lord!!!''==

Indeed!  Whether we're cornholing O'Callaghan, buggering Boyle, or just shoving a shillelagh up O'Shaughnessy's shithole, we're gonna get every last one of those [[Irish]] bastards!  Obviously until our movement gains momentum we'll have to start with the easy ones.  To that end, we've already got [[Penis|members]] in [[Ireland]] digging up graveyards.  Once we get the through the paddy corpses, we'll start on the live bog Irish, the free staters, the fenians.  We won't rest until every drunken Irish slob is unable to sit comfortably.  It'll be slow going at first, but once we've cured [[aids]] and [[Cancer porn|cancer]] we will be able to convert the research center into a holding center where we can keep them bog trotters until it's their turn on the [[rape]] table.  It's going to be glorious -hey wait!  Don't close the door!  I haven't even gotten to the best part yet...

<no wiki>*sigh*</no wiki>

<small>I should have joined the republicans</small></option>
<option>We're going to make a giant blanket out of every calico cat in the world.
==Just the calicos?==
[[Image:Calico_kitten.jpg|thumb|left|150px|You're dead, you hear me? DEAD!]]That's right. The calico is an inferior breed of cat and must be eliminated to ensure the future of the pure feline species. We're going to slaughter every one of those filthy animals and use their pelts to keep us warm. Their blood will lubricate the gears of the Nazi liberation machine. The pathetic cries of the dying vermin will be a glorious anthem for the new age! One day the -hey wait, don't close the door. I haven't even told you about our plans for the pomeranians!
<no wiki>*sigh*</no wiki>
<small>Must be part of the ASPCA. Damn hippies.</small>
</choose>

Just remember to take the spaces out of the <no wiki> tabs

What about the Poles? He forgot them! 72.209.40.27 19:22, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

Wikipedia

Someone should mentin Wikipedia in this article

I just got to this page via the random page link.[edit source]

And I was definitely lolling out loud. Very good article. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 19:10, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Ta. Glad you liked it. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN19:15, 19 Aug

Third Party Choice 2012[edit source]

The MMXII/ y2k12/ Millennia 3.0 Nazis make a great American third party presidential candidacy. All we need now is a big propaganda campaign to denounce Barack Obama. Then we're on our way to put back a white man in the white house. NO JEWS. Oops! we can't say that. How about: NO GAYS! yeah, that works. 207.200.116.6 01:13, March 7, 2011 (UTC)