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Hello? Is anyone out there? Hello? I, um, I was just wandering through the Alexander Gramble Exhibit of the Natural History Museum when I reached across the rope to touch the morsecode thingy. What's it called? Wiragraph, telegraph yeah, so I pushed the telegraph down to see what it felt like and then something happened: I was transported to this place where everyone pretends to be an expert on things they know nothing about. Seriously, I'm starting to lose my mind. Hey, who did that? Stop linking things! Leave me alone! Get me out of here! help! I want my mommy! Samuel Morse doesn't like black people.
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"I JUST LOVE MORSE, BECAUSE I CAN SAY OUTLOUD I'M GAY.. AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS IT." - OSCAR WILDE ON MORSE CODE
HELLO? IS ANYONE OUT THERE? HELLO? I, UM, I WAS JUST WANDERING THROUGH THE ALEXANDER
GRAMBLE EXHIBIT OF THE NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM WHEN I REACHED ACROSS THE ROPE TO TOUCH
THE...MORSE CODE THINGY. WHAT'S IT CALLED? WIRA...GRAPH...WIRE...OH,TELE-...TELEGRAPH YEAH, SO
I PUSHED THE TELEGRAPH DOWN TO SEE WHAT IT FELT LIKE AND THEN...SOMETHING HAPPENED. I
WAS TRANSPORTED TO THIS...THIS PLACE WHERE EVERYONE PRETENDS TO BE AN EXPERT ON THINGS
THEY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT. SERIOUSLY, I'M STARTING TO LOSE MY MIND. HEY, WHO DID THAT? STOP
LINKING THINGS. LEAVE ME ALONE. GET ME OUT OF HERE HELP. I WANT MY MOMMY.
SILLY OLD BEAR
OKAY, I KNOW THIS IS OLD FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE ALREADY READ IT AT BINARY, BUT I'M SURE
ITS NEW FOR SOME OF YOU: EEYORE THE JACKASS IS HIS FRIEND, THERE'S ROO SUCKING KANGA'S TIT THERE'S PIGLET, THERE'S RABBIT, AND THERE'S OWL BUT MOST OF ALL, WINNIE THE SHIT
SEE ALSO
STATII (sic) BINARY AAAAAAAAA"
Ain't I great?
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Considering addition[edit source]
I wanted to add a link to SOS(···---···, but the edit thingie took me to an apparently blank message.--Vercalos 00:34, 30 Oct 2005 (UTC)
- fixed. The edit links are custom and when the name changed from Morse code to -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . I forgot to change them to suit the new article name. In short, it should work now. --Maj Sir Insertwackynamehere
CUN VFH VFP Bur. CMInsertwackynamehere | Talk 23:15, 30 Oct 2005 (UTC)
I like this page. and since this is the talk page and i am a complete noob. i think here is where the compliments go? in the discussion page? anywayz nice page :) (User: glorytome 31-10-05)
hmm[edit source]
do YOU require waffles and pudding? o_o
woot at leetkey
Since - redirects here...[edit source]
We need to make a Letters of the Alphabet template in Morse Code. Crazyswordsman 03:42, 19 June 2006 (UTC)
hebrew link[edit source]
Since that lovely article is locked, here is the hebrew link: he:קוד מורס
Yuval Y 20:22, 12 September 2006 (UTC)
BWAHAHHAHAHAH! A hebrew Uncyclopedia? --BoctorRodotnik 21:40, March 7, 2010 (UTC)
How?[edit source]
Hahahaha LOL! Anyway, how did you do this page? You made a program? Don't tell me you wrote all that morse code... ROFLCOPTER WTFBBQ
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