Suddenly, Slender

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On a dark night, with no signs of woe or horror, a young boy named Billy was walking around. He was doing some night-time laps before he had to go to bed, but his MP3 player full of the latest Kidz Bop tunes became too epic and Billy became drowned in his own oblivious Kidz Bop star fantasies. Billy began to thrust his head back and forth in the air, unaware that his headphones were slipping. Before Billy knew it, his precious MP3 player was sent airborne into the woods. Billy couldn't resist from entering.

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Billy didn't really like woods. However, this was an exception. Billy looked around and absorbed the woods' inner chakra, energy, beauty, and loveliness. Billy looked down at the ground, and there lay the MP3, so he picked it back up and instead of leaving, continued into the woods. He jogged far. "I certainly do love these woods. The nights in these woods are like none other I have witnessed. I mean, what could possibly ruin such a snazzy and relaxing place? Only some tall faceless freak." Billy was certain about this. Then the fuzz, the sound

AND SUDDENLY THE SLENDERMAN
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