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Meanwhile at the elementary school, the kids are rehearsing tonight's Christmas pageant. Tickets have sold-out and the parents are dying to see their kids wearing the beautiful costumes they themselves sewed by hand.


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However, there's one little Jewish girl in the class who doesn't celebrate Christmas. Fortunately, she's been exempted from the pageant and her parents haven't raised a whisper of objection to the ongoing performance. But what if they do?


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SUDDENLY, ACLU LAWYERS.


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