Soft drink

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
(Redirected from Soda)
Jump to: navigation, search
Mario's favorite soda.

A soft drink (also known as soda, pop, tonic, lolly water, and liquid snap) is a dangerous substance that could induce 'sobering down'. This dangerous condition can cause heightening of fear, inability to talk like a Tang, and makes women appear as ugly as they are. Such drinks need to be consumed with love, or preferably with Molson Canadian.

The lack of alcohol in a soft drink makes it safe for consumption, while the carbonated bubbles enhance the taste and make it superior to such noxious substances such as Kool-Aid.

See also[edit]