Richard M Stallman Vs. Linus Torvalds
“That Linus Torvalds, is, like, the biggest glory grabber ever. Just look what he did to GNU.”
“Hey! I wrote your fricking operating system!”
“Shut the fuck up. You only wrote one tiny bit: the kernel. I wrote the rest.”
“No one calls it GNU/Linux, fuckwit. It's Linux.”
“Debian does.;-P”
“Ian Murdock's a fag like you.”
“Fuck off: it was named Debian because of 'Deborah' and 'Ian', his WIFE!”
“Hey, at least he, like me, has a wife ;-).”
“I'm married to Free Software.”
“I always knew you were a fag.”
“You know, if you're so interested in gays you must be gay yourself!”
“Would it matter if I was gay?”
“Yes”
“Because you want to screw me, fag?”
“I'll kill you.”
“What with, asswipe?”
“My uber kung-fu skills”
“Foobar. You don't have uber kung-fu skills.”
“Neither do you”
“Oh yeah? I've got a gun. Mao said never argue with the barrel of a gun”
“I KNEW IT! YOU'RE A FUCKING COMMIE!”
“Hey, I'm not the president of the FSF!”
“LINUS IS A COMMIE! LINUS IS A COMMIE! NANANANA! HAHAHAHA!”
“Real mature, Richard.”
“It doesn't matter that you have a gun, cos I have a lightsaber”
“Nu-uh. I have a maroon lightsaber, and maroon lightsabers pwn whatever you have.”
“You n00b, there's no such thing as a maroon lightsaber”
“You're the n00b for caring. Boyah!”
“Unlike Linus, I can speak and write Greek.”
“Unlike RMS,I can speak L33t in a binary.”
“You're a geek”
“You're a nerd”
“Geeks are worse than nerds.”
“Nu-uh. Seth Cohen is a geek and he's uber cool”
“The O.C. sucks balls”
“Your mom sucks balls”
“Jesus Christ, take credit for the OS, just don't bring that phrase into this”
“Fine then. I never mention you-know-what again, I get full credit for Linux. And Emacs.”
“Ha!Linus Torvalds Confesses to Stealling GNU”
“Hey, that was written by Oscar Wilde!!!”
“So?”
“You're not allowed to cite encyclopedias!”
“You calling Uncyclopedia an encyclopedia?”
“Well at least it is better than Wikipedia.”
“I agree, Wikipedia is shit. They banned me from it for no reason.”
“It must have been all of that gay hardcore porn you wrote on it.”
“Yeah but at least I cited my sources!”
“Too bad you cannot program your own kernel, bitch!”
“At least I don't get into fights with the GNOME people.”
“The GNOME project uses sloppy code, all I did was make suggestions to plug memory leaks and make it easier for the user to use.”
“Hah! If people wanted easier to use they can always use Windows or a Mac. Linux is more for the hardcore geek who already knows how a computer works”
“We are never going to take over Windows and Mac market share unless we work together to write better code and easier to use software in Linux.”
“Too bad you are just a Fin-Head RMS wannabe.”
“Oh yeah? Well even Bill Gates writes better code than you!”
“Bill Gates couldn't suck his own cock if he wanted to”
“That is what my dad used to say”
“...”