Peter

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The name Peter is derived from the words "Penis" "Eater". It is an ancient Gay name resulting from the time when the Romans were overunning Gaeland (pronounced gay-land) During this time, the Gays were forced to eat the only available source of nourishment: dick. As this terrible food was considered inedible, its corrosive effect on the throat developed into the now famous Scottish accent. Babies that instinctively reached for penis were called "Pener" (pee-ner).

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