- 1962 - Rick Astley born (homosexual).
- 1987 - Astley robs a bank and finds himself involved in hopeless gunfight, but vows never to give up. Has idea for song.
- 2007 - the first recorded Rickroll amuses internet uses for 15-20 minutes.
- 2010 - the last recorded Rickroll, performed by your dad.
- 2018 - Kids these days. Don't even know what a Rickroll is.