National Front
“I'm a not racist but...”
The National Front (a.k.a Necrophilia Front) is the most successful, most popular, fastest growing political party in the English Speaking world! However nobody knows it yet because of a Liberal media conspiracy, Bestiality and Marxist Jewish lying filthy bastards who are bent on destroying all things British like Holocaust Denial, nazism, and Northern Ireland. However, the national Front is not racist, fascist or nazi we just believe the same things as they do. The BNP does not exist, it is a fraud by the Liberals to trick people into thinking we have been overtaken by the non-existent BNP which is RUN ENTIRELY BY SEARCHLIGHT COMMUNISTS. The age of multiculturalism will end as soon as we gain power!!!!! (well, They'll never actually gain power, but it's fun to make lists of things to do if that happens.)
The great beginning[edit | edit source]
The National Front was founded some time in the 20th Century by a man who had been given Gonorrhea by an Indian Prostitute. After the British union of fascists disbanded, which is a TOTAL UTTER COINCIDENCE, AS THE BUF WERE FASCISTS AND WE'RE NOT! And was instantly welcome by all the British people as their Saviour, however, large hordes of Robots, pretending to be British opposed us. However after a series of clashes with IRA supporters, communists, widespread opposition wherever we went and constant failure to win elections WE REMAND EXACTLY AS STRONG AND POWERFUL AS BEFORE!!!!! And went on to win all general elections we entered, only the liberal press lied saying Labour had won.
Ideology[edit | edit source]
Contrary to what the fascist lefties would have you think the NF are NOT a national socialist party. They are actually a nationalist party, with some socialist policies, so they are definitely not national socialist. Over the years they have also adopted elements of other politcal ideologies into their mantra, including, hypocrisy, ignorance, skullduggery, boneheadedness and fuckwittery.
Our Final Solution[edit | edit source]
Our plan is simple and logical, we will kill maim and burn all Communists who oppose us. Humanely stick all Americans, Armenians, Asian People, Assholes, Black people, Cavemen, Dolphins, Emos, Feminists, Filipinos, Furries, Gays, Geeks, Gypsies, hippies, Jehovah's Witnesses, Jews, Lesbians, Mexicans, Mormons, Redheads, Retards, Thieves (well they can stay as long as their British) Trekkies, and Vegetarians on boat to Iceland. Leave the EU, UN, USSR, and everything else we can think of..... And then offer the world the hand of friendship. Then apply our great errrr...... Emmmm..... Wait a minute............ Errrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.................. I don't quiet remember what happens after that.......... Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..... HEY BILL! What do we do after.....
Policies[edit | edit source]
Education - Whats that?
Foreign Policy - Screw those bloody foreigners.
Crime - Crime is for blacks and Pakis, so once we have kicked them all out, our country will be completely crime free.
Culture - We aim to preserve our unique and superior culture for many generations to come, and all this shall be achieved in a completely peaceful and humane way...... by rounding up every nigger and Paki and burning them all in a big furnace.
Economy - Err... yeah we havent got round to working that one out yet.
Liberty and freedom - We believe that everyone in this country has the right to live their lives the way we tell them.
Equality - No.
Religion - We will make it illegal to be anything other than a Christian, all other religions are violent scum, especially those bloody Jews, Muslims, Hindus, and Buddhists. It has been proven that Christianity is the most civilised and peaceful faith on Earth, and anyone who doesn't agree will be stoned to death or burnt at the stake.
Enoch Powell was right[edit | edit source]
Enoch Powell was the greatest political figure in the whole of British history! That's why he supported the Conservative Party instead of us! He foresaw that rivers of blood would flow due to the influx of asylum seekers into our great nation and collapsing empire! BLOOD I TELL YOU BLOOD! And as liberals rant and rave about the holocaust we have proven that Nazi Germany was not responsible, but in fact Britain is guiltily! Thus removing the blame from our German masters, they where pleased and granted us dark powers. And the victims involved were SS men Not really!
