Freemasons

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The Freemasons were the first society to put an eye inside a triangle, place everything on a pyramid and call it their symbol.

The Freemasons or The Free and Accepted Masons were a society of bricklayers, founded in 14th century. Their initial purpose was to share their employee discounts with each other, which quickly ballooned out of proportion after five kegs of lager and a night of passion with the Illuminati.

The Freemasons do more than just lay bricks, they are also known as the Keepers of Empty Parking Lots...

Delays in Freemason work is often caused by disrupted shipments, labor disputes and mechanical engine failure, usually resulting in missed deadlines and increased union dues...

Their daily workload usually consists of climbing high ladders, falling off scaffolding, putting up crooked windows and getting their heads stuck in quick-drying cement. Throughout history, Freemason society has changed entirely and is now mostly a gentlemens club that anyone can join as long as their principal liquid balance remains above $150k and their interests involve organizing charity dinners and discussing fantasy football standings in great detail.

A very common myth about the Freemasons is that their one true aim is world domination...

Freemasons and secret societies[edit | edit source]

Freemasons are not a secret gentlemens club, rather a gentlemens club with secrets. These secrets are diverse and help to liven up rituals and dinners that different Masonic Lodges organize. These secret aspects of an otherwise very transparent organization range from secret handshakes, that are currently being appropriated by the police in many different countries, to various secret words, such as 'Boaz,' 'Shibboleth,' 'Jachin,' and 'Tubalcain.' Oh, and 'Mahabone.'

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