Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/March 20

March 20: Procrasturbation Day

• 1602 - The Dutch East India company is founded, paving the way for the trade of such goods as sugar, spices, human slaves, and additional sugar.
• 1815 - After escaping from his exile in Elba using cheese, cocked berets, and other French sterotypes, Napoleon Bonaparte begins his "Hundred Days" Rule.
• 1833 - Honest Jim starts his career out by selling his grandfather's false teeth back to him at nine times their original value.
• 1852 - Hariet Beecher Stowe's Uncle Tom's Cabin was published, setting racial equality back about seventy-five years.
• 1883 - Eleven counties signed the Paris Convention for the Protection of Industrial Property, strictly outlawing the trade of ideas, dreams.
• 1914 - The first international Figure Skating World Championships take place in Connecticut. The losers maintain their dignity.
• 1984 - Dungeons & Dragons hits a new high note with the introduction of the Stock Broker playable character set, including Briefcase of Monotony and +2 Ballpoint Pen.

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