Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/January 23

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January 23: Being Cut Off in the Middle of a Sentence Day

  • 1321 - Pope Francis admits that the Vatican is actually a dormant—
  • 1953 - Communists Chinamen will spring a massive coup in fourteen—
  • 1969 - NASA warns that alien invaders will attack the city of—
  • 2005 - The CIA admits finally admits it killed—
  • 2011 - D.B Cooper comes out of hiding, reveals his money is hidden in—
  • 2013 - MIT discovers the secret to immortality. It's so simple. The one thing you should never do is—
  • 2809 - Second Coming of Jesus! Jesus descends to Earth and—
  • 3809 - Judgment Day! God says you can get into heaven by—