Industrial strength homo-erotic pornography
Industrial strength homo-erotic pornography is a primary Canadian national export, produced mostly in Montreal which also serves as a convenient export point due to its port. One mile behind the port are the main studios, Big Rods' & Wails (est. 1976).
It is also currency in some parts of Pennsylvania Dutchland.
This type of pornography is commonly available on the Internet, and usually accessed by accident. Contrary to popular belief, most men do not immediately close the window it is in. They will study any and all penises, determine whose is bigger, and then enjoy the moment in privacy.
Industrial strength homo-erotic pornography is also the only kind of pornography that can withstand earthquakes, tsunamis, volcanic eruptions, landslides, apocalyptic locusts, flaming hamster invasions and every other type of disaster. Except penguins – those things'll getcha. And any other animals that are black and white. Like pandas ... and badgers ... and Japan ... and lemurs ... but not zebras. Those things are just lame. They don't do a damn thing.
One might ask: What about police cars and nuns? I live next to a police station that uses the traditional black-and-white vehicles and next to a Catholic church ... so I'm not sure if my industrial strength homo-erotic porn is threatened or not.
Rest assured, police cars pose no more threat to your industrial strength homo-erotic pornography than any other type of automobile. Nuns, on the other hand, are not covered by the warranty as they are considered Acts of God.
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