Grand Operation: GAMING ~The demise of gaming begins~

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Grand Operation: GAMING ~The demise of gaming begins~
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Genere Extreme faggotry and greed on wheels!
Directed by Ray "Infi-Master" Cipes
John "DZM" Wilson
Produced By Phil "Cosmic Emperor" Norris
"Kusoge Elite" (He does not want his real name revealed)
Starring "Action 11000" of electronic AIDS movement
"DaiK" of electronic AIDS movement
"EAids" of electronic AIDS movement
Story By "Nerd Game Video Angry" Magnus
"." (Read as "Fullstop") Ralph
Music By "World of Whorecruft"
(Does not want his real name revealed)
Edited By "New God Zedrumot"
(He does not want his real name revealed)
Production Organizations Electronic AIDS Movement
Gamers against greed
0Sharia4Gaming
Distributed By Electronic AIDS Movement
Pirated League

Grand Operation: GAMING ~The demise of gaming begins~, also known as Grand Operation G and DoG is an indie movie produced by the Electronic AIDS Movement, Gamers Against Greed, and Sharia4Gaming, and it is rumored that GheymerGays and Gaiginga the star (The same people who made World's worst trolling attempt: an abomination unleashed) participated in the production as well. It is a take of the Gamingpocalypse dramatized as a great war where the sanity of man is getting rapidly drained by the greed of gaming companies. It had been considered by 99% of gamers worldwide as a spectacle of the gaming world. A video game is rumored to be released soon, but since GamerGays participated in the creation of this movie don't have any good expectations to it. EA, Ubisoft, activision, Capcom and King.com call this movie "libel", but no actions are taken at all.

Plot[edit | edit source]

The story takes place in a futuristic gaming capital.

It first starts with the congress where a draconian law known as "Gaming sharia" by the public would be passed, where it basically sums up as

  1. Any non-gaming company that publishes games will be sentenced to stoning.
  2. Any game walkthrough posted will result in the uploader being grilled by flamethrowers.
  3. Any people who makes parody stuff results into vanishing by an evolution zombie god.
  4. Gaming companies cannot be sued.

This has caused the outrage known as "Gamingpocalypse" to appear out of nowhere and the resistance movements known as the "Electronic AIDS Movement", "Gamers against Greed", and "0Sharia4Gaming" formed. Like 500 other small resistance groups had formed, but all of them were evaporated by MZD. (A God in a Konami music game. Hope Infi-master doesn't get sued.)

Shortly after the bill was passed, the city was festered with Turd due to over 90000 shitty games being produced in 9 weeks. One of the most famous is a bare bone fighting game that is created in 3 weeks and relied on nothing but microtransactions to work. Anyone who played it became insane as the game does not function as a game at all but more like a method of torture. Another one of those infamous games included a "Final Fantasy" game that is consisted of NOTHING but bugs, PS2-level graphics, Grade-A micro transaction shite, impossible gamplay and among other flagrant bullshit. The new gaming gods thought noone can stop them, but they were wrong. The resistance movements started their war against the digital feces and the "Gods" who created it.

The first war happened when an internet hero was grilled to death due to posting reviews related to multiple crap games. The resistance force were enraged and started their first combat against the new gods, led by "Action11000" (A parody of Action 52), "DaiK" (A pun on Daikatana), and "EAids". The gods sent MZD to fight them. MZD does not fight himself but instead plays a music that drops massive amounts of notes from the heavens and anyone that gets hit by them dies instantly. Over 1500 people were killed, but eventually a mysterious person appears and uses an 9-button keyboard to deflect the notes to MZD. Eventually MZD was defeated but before he gets defeated he unleashes a light beam from above and evaporates the gamer. Now both sides were enraged and the new gods decided to suppress the world WITH FORCE.

Next day, Drones from the gods started appearing en masse and destroyed every single gamer they came across. While small, one of these drones can evaporate the strongest of gamers immedeately.After the drones left, Only members of the 3 major resistance forces remained as they were smart enough to protect themselves in a barrier. Then it is followed by a massive video game boss which is a ninja buddha that destroys everything that it comes across with it's laser beam eyes. The resistance forces try to take it down, but the ninja buddha was invincible. Eventually Action11000 sent out a furball man that drove the ninja buddha insane, Which is followed by DaiK slashing it with his 3D glitched katana that forces the ninja buddha to glitch and it exploded. The resistance movements decide to organize a counterattack.

Meanwhile, there was a resistance movement member who is actually a new god in disguise and decided to scam Action 11000 out of his insanity by producing an action 52 ripoff that scammed him out of 1.99 USD per game while "Improving" the graphics and gameplay. However, Action 52 did not fall into the trap but instead used a false itunes account to trick the traitor thinking that he would get money and found out that the DLC is a massive pile of turd that crashes instantly after playing for 1 second. Action 11000 then finds the betrayer and banished him with his divine powers.

Eventually they organized the counter attack. The forces that are led by action11000, DaiK and EAids appear and went to the cyber capital of the new gods. The pet Penis spider that guards the door to the gods is destroyed in 1 hit by EAids' cob cannon launcher. Then they entered the door and defeated many new gods, such as "Ubi", the personification of ubisoft that treats gamers like criminals, the evolution zombie god mentioned above who can make people vanish, A soldier which is the representation of activision, a representation of Capcom who does nothing other than "Have the market take care of the fags", then eventually they reach the final boss that represents EA who takes away all their money and sends a massive army of time travelling zombies to attack the remaining resistance movement members. Eventually all the zombies were defeated and after a hard fight and many losses, the EA representation fights the resistance movement himself. Despite his almighty powers that spread aids to all who touch him, he was defeated but this is not the end of it...The true cause of this all, the avatar of King.Com, Candy-Fags-Saga appears to pulverize the resistance movement by attacking them with chocolate that buries and erases the existence of all who gets buried into it, bombs that must be stopped or the world will end, and bubble gum that is impossible to clear. Eventually at the end of the fight only Action 11000 remains alive and he decides to use the ultimate glitch that gives him infinity money and smashes him with a giant lollipop hammer that destroyed him instantly. The representation of King.com pulverizes and became into a wave of light that reveals the old gaming god, AAA in it. AAA then thanks action11000 of his gratitude and starts the video game crash that would refresh the gaming industry and banish the draconian laws for eternity, giving the video gaming industry a new start. It was later revealed that Action11000 is the incarnation of Action 52, a game that is so marvelous that it shook the world.

In the other side of the world however, New gods are starting to take over a world of memes...

Characters[edit | edit source]

Resistance Forces[edit | edit source]

  • Action11000: An super gaming being that betrayed the new gods 3 days before the laws appeared and is the representation of Action 52. He is Insane and tends to use the most fucked up of gaming bullshit in order to remove his enemies' sanity. He resembles a disembodied virtual image that holds a lollipop as a weapon. He can also summon the players from action 52 which drives all who see them insane.
  • DaiK: An old god who is the representation of daikatana. He is a glitched samurai warrior who attacks with machine guns and a glitched katana that infects his enemies with a terrible glitch. not even the ninja buddha is capable of standing it. His machine gins are just typical machine guns, but good nevertheless.
  • EAids: A former employee of popcap who left because of sheer faggotry. He is capable of using plants as weapons. His left arm is a corn cob cannon that can explode enemies.
  • Mystery Gamer: A master pop'n music player who can destroy even the strongest of new gods just by tapping his 9 button keyboard. was killed by MZD when he unleashed a beam from above before he dies. Japanese.
  • IBckstabyu: A disguised resistance member who is actually a new god. Was reverse tricked and banished by Action11000 for trying to scam him.

New Gods[edit | edit source]

(In case of nobody knows what "MZD" is, Here is it.)
  • MZD: The DJ of the gods and a god in a music game. Is capable of raining killer notes that must be deflected using a keyboard. Killed by Mystery Gamer when he deflected his notes and he rained down a beam before he died to kill the gamer.
  • SEnix: The representation of Square enix who creates shite final fantasy games who scam people out of their sanity to no end.
  • Ubi: Representation of ubisoft. Creates absurd anti piracy policies that removes the existence of gamers when they trespass them.
  • Unnamed Evolution zombie god: Punishes people for making parodies of games. Has the ability to evaporate people just by saying their name.
  • Vision: A fat basement dweller who wears soldier uniform and has a machinegun and a few flasgbang grenades with shrapnels. Kills noobs for the lulz and is highly sadistic.
  • Capcom: An old god who became a new god. Rather has the microtransactions take care of the world instead of taking care of it himself.
  • EA: A representation of the Legendary video gaming company who has the ability to destroy all who touch him with aids. In fact coming to him 3 miles away will give you electronic aids.
  • Candy-Fags-Saga: The true leader of the new gods who makes lots of insane traps that wipe out one's sanity. Examples incluse chocolate that erases the existence of anyone who gets buried by it, bombs that end the world when not detonated, and impossible to remove bubblegum. Is impossible to defeat without paying money, but Action11000 cheated to give himself an infinite itunes card anyway and killed him with a lollipop hammer.

Other[edit | edit source]

  • Ninja Buddha: A 5000 foot tall ninja buddha that is invincible and pulverizes the city using laser beam eyes. Glitches destroy it anyway.
  • Drones: Despite being the size of a nail, one is capable of killing the strongest gamer.
  • AAA: The true gaming god. All about him is a mystery.

Reception[edit | edit source]

Grand Operation G is met with mostly positive reviews. Rotten tomatoes gave it a "certified fresh" rating by 95% of critics saying that it is "A perfect counter to cooperative greed". Metacritic gave it an 80 out of 100, with the 20% missing due to rumors of Gheymergays participating the creation of the game. The Gamers Against Greed movement stated that "This is godly. Hope we don't get sued." However, Ubisoft, activision, capcom and EA stated that this is libel but they do not take action. In response to this the Electronic AIDS movement made a 10 minute rant that Nobody Cares about. In order to respond about the rumors that they participated at the production of the movie and the plan on making a video game about it, GheymerGays and Gaiginga the star denied.

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