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YEAH!! BUTTONS!! WAHOO!!

You're having the time of your life pushing buttons. Unfortunately, the buttons are on the brunette woman's button-down shirt.

"What have you done?!" she shouts, slapping your hand away. But it's too late - you've accidentally entered the button combination for the woman's self-destruct sequence. A synthesized voice coming from her navel starts counting down from 20.

"How rude!" she rasps. "Get away from me!"

She then marches away down the aisle, the sound of steadily-decreasing numbers following in her stead. As she turns the corner and strides behind a stack of soup cans, she detonates. The shockwave sends dozens of cans flying at you with lethal force.

You feel so powerful after picking up that mysterious phone booth and the bottom of the aisle with it. The woman loves you now, your wallet is suddenly filled with cash, and your acne has cleared up forever!

That's right:

*** You have won ***








































Oh no! It turns out that was just some aliens playing a trick on you from their flying saucer!

Whilst your rosy sense of achievement has distracted you, they have taken the opportunity to quickly suck out your gastric juices with a telescopic bendy straw! In other words, you just lost The Game.

Late Thursday night. You've had a hard day and the last thing you need is this: shopping. Luckily, the place is pretty empty and you're progressing rapidly.

On to the next aisle.

The aisle stretches to the north, and back to the south. The shelves on either side of you block your view of the rest of the supermarket, with only the brightly colored aisle markers visible.

You have stopped your trolley next to the pasta section, bright plastic bags full of pale skin-tone shapes.

There is a brunette woman a few meters ahead, filling her trolley with sauces.

A shiny metal phone booth sits in the center of the aisle.


Your move:

*Secret option!
Super-secret option!
Double super-secret option!