Grand Theft Auto

Grand Theft Auto is a fun, enjoyable, and FAMILY-FRIENDLY pastime. It was one of the first video games designed for small children. The main point of the game is to give little children lots of hugs and become best friends with all the children at the day care centre, oh and to massacre everyone on the streets of a completely gangster owned town. It is also the name of a series of popular games, including, but not limited to:

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Classes	Infraction Misdemeanor Felony School
Against the person	Adultery Assassination Baby farming Baby-snatching Battery Cake killing Child abuse Child frightening Clown rape Deicide Domestic violence Genocide Homosexuality Human sacrifice Incest Killing Littering Lynching Masturbation Murder Pawnography Pedophilia Pornography Prostitution Rape Rioting Smuggling Sodomy Stalking Terrorism Tittyfuck rape Vehicular manslaughter
Against property	Arson Blackmail Breaking Shit Burglary Cat destruction Cow arson Fraud Fishing Gambling Grand Theft Auto Home invasion Illegal Immigration Kleptomania Looting Rioting Terrorism Theft Vandalism (Wikipedia vandals) (Uncyclopedia Vandals)
Against public order	Drug possession Cow tipping Dog Fighting Drug dealing Drunk driving Oil spill Rock and Roll Weed Big Tobacco
Against the state	Tax evasion Hating Big Brother Crimethink Espionage Hate speech Treason High treason Tactical Espionage
Against justice	Bribery Obstruction Perjury
Cybercrime	Copyright infringement Cyber Terrorism Cyber Sodomy Cyber warfare File sharing Hacking into a Computer Hax Piracy XCP
Uncategorized crimes	Conspiracy Evilness Extreme Sarcasm Extreme Stamp Licking Heresy Suspicious Eyeball Movements
Miscellaneous	Alternative legal systems Criminal HowTo:Catch A Predator Where Crime was Invented

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