Forum:We need some Benson-based templates.

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I've made one:

Leagueofbenson.gif
This user wishes he was Benson.
Leagueofbenson.gif

Also, perhaps we should set up a category that including the templates we make adds you to? Like, I dunno, [[Category:BENSON followers]] or something like that? --User:Nintendorulez 18:42, 12 June 2006 (UTC)

Ahh, good monkey-man, but there is alas only one Benson...(checks PantsMackenzie's history page)...yes still only one Benson. But Benson like sthe template and is intrested in this idea. You have pleased Benson. My follower, may I watch over you in this time of great civil upheavel. Benson 21:41, 12 June 2006 (UTC)

That had a lot of big, pretty looking words. I'll assume it was a compliment. --User:Nintendorulez 22:12, 12 June 2006 (UTC)

I like this idea. I wish to fill my userpage up with as mush BENSON paraphanallia as possible. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 00:47, 13 June 2006 (UTC)

BENSON BADGE

Here, have a Benson badge. Maybe it could go in a template. Maybe it couldn't. Who knows? Spang talk 03:21, 13 June 2006 (UTC)

Benson is watching you!

Here is one based on Big Brother. For those who dare to mess with Benson. --2nd_Lt Orion Blastar (talk) 04:56, 13 June 2006 (UTC)

Orion...Benson did not know you cared...this pleases Benson...Soon Benson's templates alone will be enofgh to conquor this realm! Benson 22:31, 13 June 2006 (UTC)

Benson, will you cover your eyes when I use the bathroom? I don't want Benson watching me when I'm on the potty.--Wit (tawk) 23:53, 14 June 2006 (UTC)

C'mon, folks - enough with the in-joke! I don't live in this world to see this ongoing nonsense, and so shouldn't you. Benson? Who's Benson anyway? I looked at this moron, and I sort of had a laugh, but then what? Are we suppose to perpetuate a living joke that everyone will eventually grow tired of at one point or another? What will those stupid templates be good for when they meet their inevitable fate that they are simply not funny anymore? Please, use your heads - think! -- Colonel Swordman 16:26, 15 June 2006 (UTC)

Benson finds Swordman's ignorance funny! Benson 23:03, 15 June 2006 (UTC)

I agree with BENSON, there is much humor to be found there, BENSON is immortal, therefore his templates are always needed, on that matter, I made the League of Benson template awhile back, just put {{LoB}} on your user page. - Sir Real Hamster {talk} {contribs} 02:58, 16 June 2006 (UTC)
How could one grow tired of BENSON? That is a scientic impossibility! --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 08:05, 16 June 2006 (UTC)
Actually it isa possible by modifying the motor sensors in one's brain and disabling the emotional stimulator which causes an OCD-autism-type effect and causing one to fall temporarily unconsious... but that's quite hard. Trust me, I've tried it. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 14:55, 16 June 2006 (UTC)
Yes, it's possible only in the brains of the stupid. --User:Nintendorulez 15:59, 16 June 2006 (UTC)