Forum:Things really have to change around here

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This, is, a, comma. Use, it!

Hi everyone. How are you? Good? Great, I'm glad that someone here is happy. I'm getting, a littel sick and tired here of seeing a total lack of commas. Every day, there seem to be more and more articles with less and less commas and it's really starting to make me so mad I wan't to eat a truck full of kittens and puppies. You guys, are forcing me to do it with your total disrespect towards common sense grammar and what is essentially a period, with a little tail going down and veering to the left a little.

I'm not the kind of person to start up any drama of any kind, and, as you all know, I get, along with everyone here and never confront anyone about anything, ever, but, I, just couldn't stay, quiet about this. Commas are just too important, to quietly stand back, and see articles with so many characters, a diversity of fun loving characters, but not the, clause separating commas, would be wrong. Someone has to stand up for signals which semi divide two similar yet distinguishable ideas. Just think about all, of the starving teenagers in North Korea and tell me that it is fair to not add a few more, commas to the articles. We have everything, and yet still we won't be more considerate about using that key, next to the m key.

I just might consider leaving, uncyclopedia. I think infact I just might rage quit. I'll come back for sure, maybe after a couple days, but don't say I didn't try! Don't say I, didn't do my best to smarten, you all up and get you to be a little more comma accepting, comma friendly. Zheesh! – Preceding unsigned comment added by Shabidoo (talk • contribs)

That, really, pisses, me, off, too, but, not, as, much, as, people, not, signing, their, posts!, :P, Talk Mattsnow 11:43, March 20, 2012 (UTC) ,
pilkunnussija. Nominally Humane! 02:42 20 Mar
You forgot to capitalize your post Puppy. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 14:51, 20 March 2012
I didn,t forget. Nominally Humane! 03:17 20 Mar
We, surely need to, emulate the, eloquence... of the, great Federation, through the use, of its, wonderful punctuation. -- Captain, James, T., Kirk, U.,S.,S., Enterprise, Stardate, 3,20,2012, 9,44,am
My god...would you all stop attacking me! Seriously...it's like its 101 users against me. Just be reasonable with grammar and stop rocking the boat with your anti-standarification terrorism! If only if only if only uncyclopedia was grammar friendly!
Who posted this? I don't see a sig at the end!!! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 17:41, 21 March 2012
My god. You are all dorkuses and nerdic and slow and cragulous and zorgful and moxifying and griftic! --ShabiDOO 01:19, March 22, 2012 (UTC)
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! Offensive flag.png 02:19, March 22, 2012 (UTC)
The second to last entry is missing Oxford commas. Nominally Humane! 04:29 22 Mar
whats a comma? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 06:25, March 23, 2012 (UTC)