Forum:Count to a million/Archive11

2260

plus and, not or minus one ~ 01:11, 17 March 2009 (UTC)

I assume you meant 3260. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:01, 17 March 2009 (UTC)

• 2261 archives till a million. We should go for a billion after a million. VT 01:20, 17 March 2009 (UTC)

I assume you meant 3261. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:01, 17 March 2009 (UTC)

• 3262 somebody went back 1000. --Mnb'z 05:15, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
• 3263 nice catch. VT 21:39, 17 March 2009 (UTC)

3264 HUGE COCKS!!!!

'Nuff said. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 21:45, 17 March 2009 (UTC)

• 3265 —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:01, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
• 3266 first times participating in the count to a million. --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 22:07, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
• 3267 —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:14, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
• 3268 welcomes to the club. Also, the amount of boringness this forum offers (1-infinity scale) VT 22:41, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
• 3269 —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:49, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
• 

  Because it's the newest image to be added to the Sonic category. Also, 3270. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 02:32, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

==3271== wow fucking random page alert --Durryman 02:48, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

3272

Miles clocked up, and a passenger gave me the finger.

|Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 06:57, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

• 3273 —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:44, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
• 3274 - Damn kids messing around on a bridge. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 16:10, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

S-P-A-M

WE MUST REPEAT! 3275 TIMES!~ 01:22, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

3276 HUGE SOCKS!!!!

Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 01:34, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

S-L-A-M!

WE MUST REPEAT:3277 times 1/3277 times! ~ 03:43, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

3278 a seal for no reason. --Mnb'z 05:27, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

• 3279 —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:14, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
• 3280 - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 22:25, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
• 3281 feelings that we should be Pee reviewing or doing something else constructive instead of this incessant counting. Like we might as well be spinning plates on the kitchen floor, rocking back and forth, rocking, rocking... --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 22:32, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
• But counting slow is fun! Just look, we reached another milestone of 3282! - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 22:38, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
• 3283 spinning plates. Uh huh, right. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 04:22, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
• 3284 crazy asians, spinning plates

--Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 04:43, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

• 3285 --Docile hippopotamus 05:19, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
• 3286 —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:48, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

S-D-A-M

We must repeat 3287 times?~ 01:56, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

F-U-C-K

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WE MUST REPEAT THIS 3288 times! |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 07:09, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

• 3289 —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:34, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

3-2-9-0

We must repeat 3290 times!~ 18:19, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

• 3291 —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:46, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

  Excuse me sir, but you forgot 3292. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:41, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

• 3293 --THE 03:53, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
• I can haz 3294? --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 04:16, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
• 3-2-9-5
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  • All right!~ 16:15, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
    • Repeat time!
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    • Uberspam! S-984 01:29, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
• 3297 - - Hee hee, he's so funny. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 03:45, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

OK, I'm taking this one

• 3298 OK, here's the thing. I'm going to stay up for as long as it takes, because I'm getting the even hundred this time. So as soon as someone takes the next one, guess who's counting next. That's right. It'll be me. Then I will be able to say for the rest of all time that I got one of the all-important even hundreds in the famed count to a million. So, go ahead - whoever's next. Give it to me. Give it to me good. I'm waiting. --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 04:53, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

Good for carrying shit in. Also, you could put other stuff besides feces in there. Starry 15:07, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

So, here it is

• 3300 I'd like to thank my parents, without whom none of this would be possible. Oh, there are so many people to thank. I'd like to thank the Academy, my producer and my good friend Ellis. Who else? Oh, God this is so hard. Most of all, I thank God for giving me this opportunity, and you know what? This feeling, this moment, it's everything I hoped it would be and more. Thank you, everyone. [WRAP IT UP} OK, OK. there's the music. Thank you again, I love you! I love you all! --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 17:44, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
• 3301 I'd like to say DAMN YOU GLOBALTOURNIQUET YOU STOLE MY DAMN NUMBER! But still, he got it first. *kills GT with a showgun* S-984 01:32, 24 March 2009 (UTC)
• This will take 3302 months, if not years, to count to a million. Even then, I only have 3302km (not miles) clocked up. God Bless the Metric System. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 06:48, 24 March 2009 (UTC)
• Whoo! 3303! - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 16:17, 24 March 2009 (UTC)
• Also, 3304. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:58, 24 March 2009 (UTC)
• 3305, and I don't have a picture. VT 22:44, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
• 3306, and I wanted to get a picture, but all I have is a lousy electric car. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 10:22, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
• 3307 forums affected by Socky's lesbian pictures. That time you acted like a total dick. No pun intended. S-984 23:25, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

3308

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  • All right!~ 01:05, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

3309

His Excellency Ferdinand Edralin Marcos has issued Proclamation 1081: This article is now under Martial Law. Only registered users of The Kilusang Bagong Lipunan can edit this article because some of you fucktards don't know the difference between SATIRE and SHIT!

3309, 3309, 3310- hang on, 3309, 3309. And 3309km clocked up. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 09:27, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

3310

Are we there yet? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:31, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

• 3311. To answer your question, we only have 2000 km to go. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 08:37, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
• Nope. Seeing as we've already clocked 3312 km, we still have 996,688 km to go. S-984 19:15, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
• 3312ץ I hope my grandchildren see the end of this.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 20:19, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
• 3313 —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:35, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
• http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/3376803.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=89B856506CE546549A03F6EDAAE36E78A55A1E4F32AD3138 - Jockey Yves Saint-Martin (right), who won 3314 races in his career. -RAHB 06:09, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
• Hey we got 3315 km clocked up! Go 33at Sh1t Fucker5! |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 09:08, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
• 3316 km clocked up. VT 22:16, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
• It feels like I haven't "contributed" in at least 3317 years... -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:38, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
• 3317 —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:39, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
• 3318 years since Regret contributed. VT 23:51, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
• More like 3319. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:53, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
• I'd have to say it's more in the neighborhood of 3320. VT 00:34, 31 March 2009 (UTC)

UTA has 3321 stations that have pawn shops.

|Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 07:15, 31 March 2009 (UTC)

• 3322. --Docile hippopotamus 09:27, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
• 3322 S-984 20:02, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
• 3323 and WHO MESSED UP MY SIG ON 3318?!?! VT 00:49, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
• NGC 3324, also called the "Gabriela Mistral Nebula" due to its uncanny resemblence to the Nobel Prize winning Chilean poet (in profile).

--Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 05:26, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

• 

  WARNING:

From now on, there will be no mention of NXWave or Cajek in any Uncyc articles. On a side note, I 3325 km clocked up. Also, 3325 HUGE DOCKS!

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|Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 07:59, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

NXWave Cajek Cajek Cajek Cajek Cajek Cajek 3326 Cajek Cajek Cajek Cajek Cajek 3326 NXWave S-984 23:42, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

3326

• 3326 Afghani men are happy their wives now mean yes when they say no. Legally. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:29, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Please edit your forum post so that it conatains a boldened 3327. Thank you, and good night. S-984 23:43, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

3328km clocked up. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 23:56, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

3329 HUGE LOCKS!!!!

Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 00:06, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

• 3330. --Docile hippopotamus 09:37, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
• 3331. S-984 02:42, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

3332 STOOGE ROCKS!!!!

VT 01:15, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

• Wow. I thought 3300 was exciting. But I got quad-3. I can die happy now. Oh, and 3333. Suckers. --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 03:53, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
• 3334 —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:03, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
• 3335 douchebag. VT 18:29, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
• 3336 Look who's talking. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:19, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
• 3337 *is silent* VT 23:32, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
• 3338 —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:33, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
• 3339km and Sonic the Hedgehog says "Sexual harassment is not cool" |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 08:01, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
• 3340 and Sonic just said Sexual Harassment is uncool if you don't do it to Joe9320. S-984 20:42, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
• 3341 —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:52, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
• 3342km |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 00:54, 7 April 2009 (UTC)
• 3343 —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:13, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

3344km to go

|Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 08:17, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

• 3345 VT 01:18, 9 April 2009 (UTC)
• 

  3346 cars in my A380, but I clocked up 3346km.
  
  

|Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 10:49, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

• 3347 —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:21, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

3348 LUGE ROCKS!!!!

--Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 00:43, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

• 3349 HUGE DOCKS!!!! |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 05:44, 10 April 2009 (UTC)
• 3350 MY HUGE COCK!!!! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:55, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

3351km to go!

And I'm finding more Sonic images! |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 03:46, 12 April 2009 (UTC)

• 3352 —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:13, 12 April 2009 (UTC)
• 

  Proudly uploaded by your local Filipino from the Filipino Empire Embassy in Uncyclopedia!

3353 and I finally uploaded a Sonic-themed image. Also, 3353km to go. Now, I'll put you on the waiting list for the NEW Loyola Basque (as shown in the picture above)! |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 09:32, 12 April 2009 (UTC)

• 3354 Also, did you notice how the amount of kilometres to go is rising? Are you driving backwards or something? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:38, 12 April 2009 (UTC)
• 3355 Yes. He is driving backwards. He is a RETARD! S-984 23:33, 12 April 2009 (UTC)
• But I clocked up 3356km. Dammit! I'm driving backwards in my A380! |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 01:15, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
• Too bad. Wait, how the fuck do you drive backwards in an A3357? IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
• I don't know. When I clocked up 3358km, I was driving my 1987 Loyola Basque (available in Spain only) around inside the A380. It was so large. But I realised that I drove backwards! |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 03:25, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
• 3359 —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:34, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
• 3360 people who don't know how many miles 3360 km is. VT 02:19, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
• 3361 --Docile hippopotamus 02:49, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
• 3362 seatbelts in a Loyola Basque, 3362km clocked up. Sonic the Hedgehog just loves the Basque. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 05:08, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
• 3363 —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:07, 16 April 2009 (UTC)