Forum:Cajek versus BENSON!

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Apart from the most quotable smackdown of all time, This is probably the most important recent topic on BHOP. Who has affected our great Uncyclopedia more?


Cajek... OR... BENSON?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?

Cajek

Score: +2 Cake J's

•  For. 'Cause I never saw BENSON, only his deluded worshipers. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:26, Oct 21
•  For. I never saw Benson. I never saw one of his followers, either....and back when I was a noob, I had no idea who Cajek was. But I do now. Sorta. - Velosi-T {] Screech * Vomit * Mutilations [} 23:59, 21 October 2008 (UTC)

BENSON

Score: +4 REAL MEN

•  For. Unlike Necropaxx, I actually DID see BENSON. Once. It was epic. Like, with SAVINGS! epic. --SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 18:43, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
•  FOR Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Talk! 18:52, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
• 4 someone who is better than you. COLIN ALL YOUR BASEHEANEY! AMERICA JOE THE PLUMBER IN '08!!! 00:18, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
•  FOR BENSON! BENSON SPEAKS IN ALL CAPS! DOES Cajek SPEAK IN ALL CAPS? Tought so. ~ Chair. Rodrigo S. P. "Spuddy" Burek 17:36, 22 October 2008 (UTC)

DISCUSS

• FOR - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 00:53, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
•  Against.. I hate discussions. Especially discussions about discussions. - Velosi-T {] Screech * Vomit * Mutilations [} 01:16, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
• What if we think that they both suck? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:31, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Excellent point, Modus. Here's a section just for you:

Modusoperandi

Score: +1 pretentious users

• Abstain - • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 14:57, Oct 22

  Hurrah! In addition, abstain. My positive traits are equally and precisely counter-balanced by my bad traits. Also, there's a flea bite on my bottom, and it itches quite severely. Not the flea bite, although that does itch somewhat. My whole bottom. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:07, 22 October 2008 (UTC)

•  very for - We've all got ass on the mind--Sycamore (Talk) 15:09, 22 October 2008 (UTC)

MediaWiki default

 A true hero. — Sir Manticore 15:14, 22 October 2008 (UTC)

•  It sucks. Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Talk! 20:01, 22 October 2008 (UTC)

Score: -1 /b/tards

 Against. NO. Just NO. --SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 18:18, 22 October 2008 (UTC)

Oscar Wilde

Score:+1 made up quotes

 For. I'm surprised no one brought it up. --BOMB 19:47, 22 October 2008 (UTC)

abstain Unless you don't mean the user... COLIN ALL YOUR BASEHEANEY! AMERICA JOE THE PLUMBER IN '08!!! 19:52, 22 October 2008 (UTC)

Velosi-T

 YES!!! I am TOTALLY better than ALL OF YOU!! - Velosi-T {] Screech * Vomit * Mutilations [} 22:58, 22 October 2008 (UTC)

 Vanity. No self-noms, Velosi-T. Read the guidelines. ^ • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 02:40, Oct 23

What guidelines? I see no guidelines on this forum. That means there are no rules. I'll get the keg. - Velosi-T {] Screech * Vomit * Mutilations [} 22:25, 23 October 2008 (UTC)

PENIS

 YES!!! Now I admit I don't know this user very well, but he keeps pooping up all over the place. Everyone is always talking about him on IRC, so I assume he's had a huge impact. MrN 23:01, Oct 22

 No. He's a dick. - Velosi-T {] Screech * Vomit * Mutilations [} 23:03, 22 October 2008 (UTC)

Adolf Hitler

 HEIL HITLER! Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Talk! 22:28, 23 October 2008 (UTC)

 No Just...no. - Velosi-T {] Screech * Vomit * Mutilations [} 00:04, 24 October 2008 (UTC)