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You got NUTHIN. Until you've actually seen a Chuck Norris movie, you have no cred whatsoever. Until then, you are just another idiot. I have seen one (The President's Man). Therefore, I am much better than anyone who hasn't. My logic is irrefutable. By the way, did you know that Chuck Norris can get a knife from his hip holster and throw it in a bad guy's neck before said bad guy can pull the trigger on his gun? Mad skillz, Mr. Norris has. Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 08:30, Nov 19 2009

Oh yeah?! Well I saw that one where he hit a guy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:45, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
That's in all of 'em, ya phony! Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 18:46, Nov 19 2009
No way! In this one, he was all "You are a bad guy. I will now hit you." Then he did! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:51, November 19, 2009 (UTC)
You're obviously lieing. That's far more words than he could memorize at once. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:55, 19 Nov

Bruce Lee

Killed Chuck Norris in Way of the Dragon. 'Nuff said. Cthulhu.jpgPh'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!Cthulhu.jpg 17:03, November 19, 2009 (UTC)

No, you killed Alyssa Milano in Double Dragon. You monster. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:24, November 19, 2009 (UTC)

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Almost kills Bruce Lee in Game of Death. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:25, November 19, 2009 (UTC)

MrN9001 tried to kill Chuck a while back. Then Chuck found out, and one swift roundhouse kick later it took me ages to put all the pieces back together. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:38, Nov 19

In Soviet Russia, You Kill Chuck Norris

If we're talking about jokes that deserve to be roundhouse-kicked to oblivion. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Myocardialinfarction (talk • contribs)

Oh great. I was trying to hide from Chuck Norris. Now I'm going to die. Myocardialinfarction 22:49, November 19, 2009 (UTC)

http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Fino.