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I know this is a bit soon to be thinking about how we're going to prank all Uncyclopedians this April Fools Day, but... well, you know. Anyway, I have some ideas of my own on how to prank everybody this year. If anybody else has some ideas, then add them under here. ~Pleb General Wiseguy the magic! TheHappySpaceman.jpg Eclipse.PNG BANANA BATLETH.png 03:07, 02/19/2012

  • We could make our main page look like that of Illogicopedia (see here), as well as changing our logo and such. Also, just as a joke (and a subliminal parody of the quality of their articles), we could add an un-reviewed, un-feature worthy article such as this (userspace not required) as the featured article for the day. (Note: For the article linked, I just sporked spooned all the text from the ?pedia article of the same name.) ~Pleb General Wiseguy the magic! TheHappySpaceman.jpg Eclipse.PNG BANANA BATLETH.png 03:07, 02/19/2012
@Dan: You're just trying to get one of your articles on the front page. - NotReallyMyUsername t c u 2012-02-25T04:49
@el Kırby: That is untrue. ~Pleb General Wiseguy the magic! TheHappySpaceman.jpg Eclipse.PNG BANANA BATLETH.png 23:33, 02/25/2012
  • Replace every single crappy article with a funny, well-written, grammatically correct and original piece. Visitors will be so shocked and think that they've visited an entirely different site. It'll be hilarious.-- 04:23, February 19, 2012 (UTC)
Yep, because that's totally feasible. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 04:25, February 19, 2012 (UTC)
Why so serious? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSun, Feb 19 '12 15:25 (UTC)
Nah. We've been avoiding doing that for ages. Why start now? Pup 08:24 26 Feb '12
  • Redirect the main page to Puppy's Tropical cyclone (if someone here hasn't read this yet it's an interesting piece to spend a couple of minutes with) Aleister 15:29 19-2-'12
  • Feature the Crapedia. I'll tweek it up, of course. Update the logo, make the templates a greenish-brown colour, etc. -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 17:22, Feb. 19, 2012
  • Make our main page look like a crufty article.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! Offensive flag.png 05:23, February 23, 2012 (UTC)
Like This.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! Offensive flag.png 08:58, February 23, 2012 (UTC)
  • Reskin the main page to a Filial Piety theme. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 09:04, February 23, 2012 (UTC)
  • Redirect Lyrithya's talkpage to Zombiebaron's talkpage. That would be helarious, watching her face and all. Think about it. "You have new messages!" She clicks the link, and... "WTF?!! This is redirected to Zombiebarons talkpage?! Or... Oh yeah, today's april folls day! Ahahaha Cat the Colourful is the funniest person I know!!!" Man I've got the best ideas. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 18:37 23 February 2012
  • On a similar vein to Cat's idea: Redirect the Main Page to my userpage. -- The Zombiebaron 18:59, February 23, 2012 (UTC)
  • Personally kill everyone who accesses the main page that day. --Black Flamingo 20:38, February 23, 2012 (UTC)
  • Wonderful idea, Flamingo. Love it. Or how about we kill every admin with nuclear bombs so the place is covered with only n00bs? That would be helarious, as I said before. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 07:39 24 February 2012
  • Have the site being redirected to wikipedia for a day. Or putting a front page saying the site has been hacked by terrorists, or shut down by the CIA or something. With a big CIA logo. :) Talk Mattsnow 09:57, February 24, 2012 (UTC)
Our objective is to be wretched as possible without counter-production. This fails.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! Offensive flag.png 10:03, February 24, 2012 (UTC)
@el Kırby: seriousnoplz.png ~Pleb General Wiseguy the magic! TheHappySpaceman.jpg Eclipse.PNG BANANA BATLETH.png 23:33, 02/25/2012
You're a brony. Admit it. - NotReallyMyUsername t c u 2012-02-27T23:50
Bacon? My idea above about redirecting it to Tropical cyclone got lost. Give the page a fair read and see if you like it. Aleister F. Bacon 23:44 25-2-'12
WOW! The article is pure genious! Just reading the part of the japanese biker faggots, and then PLUSH! If the mainpage should look like that, with the featured things and such, it would be the best prank. Wonderful article. I'll think I put it into my fauvorites in my youtube channel. Or something like that. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 06:37 26 February 2012
Altough there's one little mistake... It's in the first sentence, it should be 'in' not 'is'. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 06:39 26 February 2012
It was written in the style of so that was deliberate. Yeah. That. Pup 08:21 26 Feb '12
  • Turn ourselves into OhInternet. --Black Flamingo 09:37, February 26, 2012 (UTC)
@Black flamingo11: seriousnoplz.png ~Pleb General Wiseguy the magic! TheHappySpaceman.jpg Eclipse.PNG BANANA BATLETH.png 18:44, 02/26/2012
  • this is actually a good idea --112.187.239.21 19:41, March 24, 2012 (UTC)

I say...

We use the Conservapedia reskin from last year. Seeing as people worked hard on it, then it was never used. --Wanna see a magic trick? 19:13, February 29, 2012 (UTC)

I second that motion. Pup 11:49 01 Mar '12
Agreed. Really. All other ideas suck. Magic man's idea is officially AWESOME. ~Pleb General Wiseguy the magic! TheHappySpaceman.jpg Eclipse.PNG BANANA BATLETH.png 20:14, 03/24/2012
I like this idea best. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 20:19, March 24, 2012 (UTC)
Symbol for vote.svg Wooo conservatives! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 17:22, 25 March 2012

Sexy Bacon

It's almost here, so, you know, get your asses on it. That is all. -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 19:19, Mar. 24, 2012

Mine has housewives. From what I understand, they're desperate. Best of all, mine takes virtually no work at all. The only thing that could beat that would be to do nothing at all. Subversion of expectations, if you will. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:52, March 25, 2012 (UTC)
I agree. I plan to do nothing April 1. Honestly. Nominally Humane! 08:55 25 Mar
I vote for doing nothing. Nobody won't see it not coming! -- The Zombiebaron 15:38, March 25, 2012 (UTC)
I vote for the Spanish Inquisition. Nominally Humane! 11:51 25 Mar

ATTENTION!

If y'all put a picture of my penis on the front page on April 1...I will hand out magnifying glasses to all our readers so they can see it. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngMon, Mar 26 '12 4:04 (UTC)

I second that motion. --Wanna see a magic trick? 04:32, March 26, 2012 (UTC)

we could black out the site again...that would be fun

and as an added bonus...we would all get to have a few extra hours of real life ... to do real life stuff! --ShabiDOO 18:47, March 26, 2012 (UTC)

Whoa! What a good idea, put up the SOPA image again, for another 24 hours. Best idea I've heard at least, so Symbol for vote.svg For. Aleister 19:09 26-3-'12
Well...I was thinking...if it's for a cuase....maybe we could put up the image for "Professional Race Drivers against the mistreatment of rabbits" because its a pretty good cause and because Professional Race Drivers are cool and rabbits are really delicious, but that doesn't mean they should suffer. --ShabiDOO 19:46, March 26, 2012 (UTC)

Goatse

Goatse the main page, I hear the admins love that. Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat 20:18, Monday 26 March 2012 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gif Explode fire.gif

No. - NotReallyMyUsername t c u 2012-03-27T00:49
Hey! I said get out of my house! That goes for cocksuckers and retards! Now get up off your asses'n go! Go on! Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat 02:12, Tuesday 27 March 2012 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gif Explode fire.gif

All of the above

Black out the site with a penis-shaped piece of bacon, with a Conservapedia style logo next to it, and goatse in the background. That should impress our visitors suitably. And no, I'm not volunteering to make the potatoshopping, I suck at that kind of thing. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 04:09, March 27, 2012 (UTC)

For. --Wanna see a magic trick? 03:17, March 28, 2012 (UTC)
!##& AGAINST--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! Offensive flag.png 03:23, March 28, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignPost

I haven't got any unsignpost for a darn long time. It is horrible. Terrible. Colourful. Now, I don't have the simplest idea of what you gals have planned to do for tomorrow, (and, to be honest, I don't even care), but we (not me) could do an UnSignPost where we could LIE about STUFF!!! You know, be inventive, we can do something! And that was a message for you, Chief. Get up your ass and write us an unsignpost!!! Or! OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 18:14 31 March 2012

The day we need a signpost - we don't get one! :( -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 17:35, April 1, 2012 (UTC)

Looks like no reskin this year

Gee, thanks a lot guys. User:Mrthejazz/sig 17:27, April 1, 2012 (UTC)

April Fools! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:39, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
Okay, what did you do this time? -- NotReallyMyUsername 2012-04-01T22:07