Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
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A DANDELIONS Polite Note to the FRIENDS Author:[edit | edit source]
I am CHRISTMAS TREES 17 years old and POKÉMON have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your I LIKE SCHOOL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it PIXIES removed or changed as soon as PUPPIES possible.
Let me tell you SUNSHINE about HOCKEY Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of I LIKE SCHOOL Tourettes sufferers PEACEFUL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! DANDELIONS SUNSHINE JELLY BEANS swear. You can SMILES blame television for always focusing on the SWIMMING POOL bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of PIKACHU Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or SPRINKLES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee CHRISTMAS TREES jerk.
- Tourettes is no BASEBALL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at I LIKE SCHOOL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become BASEBALL depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no SWIMMING POOL cure, and the NINTENDOGS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse BASEBALL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which LUV caused my entire OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the BASKETBALL drug.
I am an active HEAVEN member of a BASKETBALL tourette syndrome association and SWIMMING POOL I am making steps towards TARTAR SAUCE eradicating the public HAPPINESS view of Tourettes as a FOOTBALL SUGAR HEAVEN HAPPINESS HAPPINESS "swearing" disorder, because it is GUMDROPS much much more.
I am sorry GINGERBREAD for "hi-jacking" your entry on FRIENDS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this BASKETBALL that really ROSES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all ROSES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PUPPIES editing this SUNSHINE article. Remember, everything ICE CREAM here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is JOY NINTENDOGS FLUFFY CLOUD PIKACHU TARTAR SAUCE not funny at all.
Thank you BASKETBALL for your BASKETBALL HOOP time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
Phil
LOLLIPOPS SMILES GINGERBREAD DANDELIONS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! POKÉMON UNICORNS POKÉMON SPRINKLES HOCKEY TEDDY BEARS UNICORNS LOLLIPOPS BASEBALL BASKETBALL HOOP BASKETBALL TARTAR SAUCE RAINBOWS CHRISTMAS TREES FOOTBALL PUPPIES GINGERBREAD LOLLIPOPS PUPPIES SMILES ROSES HOCKEY DANDELIONS GUMDROPS SMILES PIKACHU SPRINKLES JELLY BEANS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! LOLLIPOPS I LIKE SCHOOL BASKETBALL HOOP TEDDY BEARS SUGAR TEDDY BEARS ICE CREAM FRIENDS SMILES JELLY BEANS POKÉMON JOY TEDDY BEARS LUV SUNSHINE PIXIES GINGERBREAD CHRISTMAS TREES GINGERBREAD BASKETBALL HOOP DANDELIONS HEAVEN HOCKEY NINTENDOGS HEAVEN POKÉMON BASKETBALL HOOP SPRINKLES SMILES LUV SMILES GINGERBREAD !!!?!?!?!?
 | Article written in the style of its subject This article is funny because it is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is because you are an ignorant cultural philistine on account of having not consumed the same media the writer has. Shame on you. |