Edit War II

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search

Edit War II was one of the worst edit conflicts to ever happen in Wikipedia. Below we have collected some text from the Wikipedia talk pages.

Admins get tired of this crap[edit | edit source]

You've done various questionable edits on the pages for Treaty of Versailles, Constitution of the Weimar Republic and Demilitarization of the Rhineland. I ask you not to add your own opinions on any article pages, as that's what talk pages are for. Also, please only add information from verifiable sources. --User:”Mr Neville Chamberlain” 19 October 1937 at 18:54 (UTC)

What's so questionable about my edits? Now the pages at least contain the TRUTH! And what the hell do you mean by ”verifiable sources”? -- User:Adi89 20 October 1937 at 09:52 (UTC)
For example: you've clearly added your own opinions on the pages democracy and judaism, and you have added no citings. -- User:”Mr Neville Chamberlain” 20 October 1937 at 16:22 (UTC)
I just noticed you also redirected "Austria" to "Germany". You also moved "Germany" to "Great Germany". What is this? -- User:”Mr Neville Chamberlain” 12 March 1938 at 17:12 (UTC)
So what? Now the articles are up-to-date. I think you might be Jewish, because you try to turn the correct opinions into incorrect ones! -- User:Adi89 12 March 1938 at 19.42 (UTC)

Czech Republic[edit | edit source]

Neutral point of view shall be thrown to a concentration camp!

User:Adi89 has redirected the page Czech Republic to Great Germany. Could you do something about this? -- User:Ebeneš 27 September 1938 at 18.22 (UTC)

What's so horrible about my edits?? You are clearly politically motivated and you try to stop people from doing good edits and bringing up the truth!! -- User:Adi89 28 September 1938 at 08.55 (UTC)
That was pretty factual. I think Adi89's edits have only made Wikipedia better and more reliable. Also, if you ask me, the article about Czech Republic needed to be deleted anyway. -- User:Duce 29 September 1938 at 14.12 (UTC)
Fine, I won't ban you this time, Adi89. But you have to promise this is the last time you do anything stupid. --User:”Mr Neville Chamberlain” 29 September 1938 at 16.02 (UTC)
I promise, really! --User:Adi89 29 September 1938 at 16.10 (UTC)

You've gone too far![edit | edit source]

Why did you redirect Poland to Great Germany? --User:”Mr Neville Chamberlain” 1 September 1939 at 11.34 (UTC)

It's better now. Why didn't you complain when User:Generalissimus tried to move Poland to Soviet Union?? --User:Adi89 17 September 1939 kello 13.11 (UTC)
Well, I should have. But I will still revert your harmful edits. --User:”Mr Neville Chamberlain” 17 September 1939 at 14.25 (UTC)
Neutral point of view shall be thrown to Siberia!
Why did you have to revert MY edits too? The page was much more informative! --User:Generalissimus 18 September 1939 at 07.45 (UTC)
We have to settle down this Poland thing. By the way, User:Generalissimus, you tried to add the articles Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania to the category "Soviet republics" and tried to edit the map on the article Finland. And I'm not sure if your edits to Marxism are that truthful... --User:”Mr Neville Chamberlain” 18 September 1939 at 09.01 (UTC)
I think you've gone too far for reverting my edits on the page Abyssinia. --User:Duce 18 September 1939 at 12.07 (UTC)

What do other administrators think about this mess? --User:”Mr Neville Chamberlain´” 19 September 1939 at 07.15 (UTC)

I have had it. We only took Adi89's harmful edits to make sure the Great Edit War started by User:Wil2 wouldn't start all over again. We've got to do someting. --User:Daladier 19 September 1939 at 07.33 (UTC)
Well, I don't know. I don't think I know enough about Europe-related articles to help with this… But I'd also like to report that User:Banzai! has done dozens of questionable edits at least on the articles China, Manchuria and Indochina. I have a very bad feeling about where this is going.. --User:FDR 19 September 1939 at 08.20 (UTC)

You have no reason to edit ANY ARTICLE EDITED BY ME!!!!1! They contain the truth as it is, and I have a feeling that you are Jewish for thinking I'm lying!!! By the way, (removed a personal attack) --User:Adi89 19 September 1939 at 13.26 (UTC)

Even I can't take all this shit. I don't have to stay here. I'll have a vacation. I might just return in 5 years! I don't CARE if you remove my admin rights for this! --User:”Mr Neville Chamberlain” 10 May 1940 at 12.00 (UTC)
Same. I don't want to work all day long just to make sure Wikipedia is perfect. --User:Daladier 10 May 1940 at 12.01 (UTC)
Really?If all administrators were like you, imagine what this site would be like in 2 years! We've got to revert any possible edits by Adi89 as soon as possible. And then warn him, and then possibly even ban him! --User:Cigar 10 May 1940 at 13.31 (UTC)
I have done nothing wrong. But... you asked for this! We're in WAR! --User:Adi89 12 May 1940 at 19.55 (UTC)

Worse than any vandal...[edit | edit source]

I'll take away all your wiki awards, Adi89!

This Adi89 is worse than ANY vandal we've ever had! I found out something horrible from the Recent changes page: he has redirected the pages Netherlands, Belgium, Luxembourg, Denmark and Norway to Great Germany. I better revert those edits immediately! --User:Cigar 14 May 1940 at 11.13 (UTC)

Just so you can add your own lies? --User:Adi89 15 May 1940 at 20.30 (UTC)
No, I reverted them because that counts as vandalism, which is a big no-no! But every time I revert your edits, someone reverts my edits! For example, User:Luftwaffe, User:Propa-G, User:Himm-Totenkopf and User:Not-Z have done that. I have a feeling that they are just your sock puppets... Some IP addresses have done similar things, too. Stop now! --User:Cigar 15 May 1940 at 22.02 (UTC)
I don't even have to use sock puppets! I'm the greatest even without them! And I won't take orders from dirty jews!!1! --User:Adi89 17 May 1940 at 15.39 (UTC)

France[edit | edit source]

I don't care about losing those stupid in-wiki awards! I still have my iron cross!

The article France was first vandalized. Then, after I reverted those edits, the user Adi89 redirected it to Vichy France – is there anything that you can do to stop these vandals? --User:D-Gaul3 22 June 1940 at 16.40 (UTC)

All admins must now unite to stop this horribleness! Some IP user already tried to redirect Europe to Great Germany. Then there's that fight for the Britain article, and all I have to offer is blood, sweat, tears and countless hours of reverting edits by various IP addresses and Adi89's sock puppets like Propa-G. --User:Cigar 22 June 1940 at 17.59 (UTC)
Adi89 has done nothing wrong! And this account definitely isn't my- uh, I mean his sockpuppet. --Propa-G 22 June 1940 at 18.27 (UTC)

Fight for the Britain article[edit | edit source]

The article Britain was heavily vandalized but I reverted everything and protected the page. --User:Cigar 30 June 1940 at 10.12 (UTC)

Shame on you for such censoring. --User:Adi89 2 August 1940 at 15.00 (UTC)
And you can stop vandalizing London. --User:Cigar 9 August 1940 at 12.23 (UTC)
What? I didn't vandalize the article, according to the edit history it was User:Luftwaffe! --Adi89 10 September 1940 at 17.08 (UTC)
...Who's either a sock puppet or a suspiciously good friend of yours. --User:Cigar 10 August 1940 at 17.16 (UTC)

You know, the same keeps happening[edit | edit source]

Someone has again redirected many articles to Germany: for example Yugoslavia and Greece. And Egypt was vandalized. --User:Cigar 6 June 1941 at 07.07 (UTC)

So what? Haven't you read the news?!? --User:Adi89 7 June 1941 at 09.16 (UTC)

Too much vandalism...[edit | edit source]

User:Banzai! has removed 5704 bytes of content from the article [[Pearl Harbor]! In the edit summary he told it was something about "sources of his own". Isn't this against the policies? Also, that was my article so I feel like that was a personal attack! --User:FDR 7 December 1941 at 07.55 (UTC)

User:Banzai! has vandalized before; most recently, he added [[Category:Japan]] to most Asia-related articles. You can (and should!) revert all of his edits while I go and tell him that vandalizing is not OK. --User:Cigar 7 December 1941 at 09.37 (UTC)

New Admins[edit | edit source]

I gave User:FDR and User:Generalissimus admin rights because they have been so active. But Generalissimus, remember that you can also lose your admin rights so be careful. --User:Cigar 12 December 1941 at 12.14 (UTC)

Why do you only warn me? --User:Generalissimus 12 December 1941 at 12.22 (UTC)
Hey great, now I can revert Banzai!'s frequent edits to Hawaii. --User:FDR 12 December 1941 at 10.21 (UTC)

More and more work[edit | edit source]

Hello! I seem to be the only one to revert those bad edits. Could you also do something while those capitalistic pigs just sit there and watch --User:Generalissimus 16 June 1942 at 15.15 (UTC)

We're doing our best. User:Cigar 19 June 1942 at 16.03 (UTC)

The End[edit | edit source]

When User:Adi89 finally decided to stop editing, it made it to the headlines.

I'll have a long vacation, I can't take this any longer.. I suggest that you make TrueMan admin instead, he appears to be quite active. See you some day. --User:FDR 12 April 1945 at 08.20 (UTC)

I think I have done all I can, and I should be celebrated as a hero. But now I will stop editing, I'm sick of all the Jewish admins on the site. Auf Wiedersehen. --User:Adi89 30 April at 06.52 (UTC)

Banned 'em[edit | edit source]

The users Adi89, Luftwaffe, Propa-G, Himm-Totenkopf and Not-Z have been banned permanently. Why, you ask. The reasons are listed here. --User:Cigar 7 May 1945 at 12.00 (UTC)

Finally got rid of those vandals...
I accidentally removed the articles Hiroshima and Nagasaki... sorry. --User:TrueMan 11 August 1945 at 13.32 (UTC)
BTW, have you noticed that nearly every single article about Judaism are empty? --User:Cigar 12 August 1945 klo 08.13 (UTC)