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Fellow Uncyclopedians! Today represents a great victory over internet-memeism! For too long has our great site been the victim of the vile, infantile dross that is the internet meme. But fear not! For today, the tables are turned. [thunderous applause]

The emblem of Der Unwehr.

Our glorious Unwehr shall exterminate, liquidate, and destroy all the internet-memeism that has plagued our great site. Through blood, and iron, and sacrifice, our wiki shall be rebuilt!

[thunderous applause]

Just kidding.

ΥΣΣ: Der Unwehr is a usergroup dedicated to improving Uncyclopedia through rewriting articles; creating new, desired articles; and generally maintaining the quality of the site by adding rewrite or advisory templates to articles as necessary. The thing that sets Der Unwehr apart from similar user groups is that the members of Der Unwehr earn fabulous prizes.

Welcome to the famous Der Unwehr watering hole! Have a refreshing beer or three, courtesy of your crazy frat bros!

The Forking Merger[edit]

Der Unwehr has officially been merged with the great and awesome organization of ΥΣΣ, or Upsilon Sigma Sigma. This sacred society was founded upon three basic pillars: Humor, Honor and Hubris. Members are to adhere to these principles at all times guided by the mantra: Improve Uncyclopedia, providing support and services to one another.

All pledges will be honored with a ceremonial beating.

The Purpose of ΥΣΣ: Der Unwehr[edit]

This usergroup is not to regulate or litigate, but to motivate writers by rewarding them for quality work. If you're interested, read on. There's no "article quota" you have to fill, and there's no limit to group membership. Just sign up, and get working!

Membership guidelines are:

Your next steps: improve the wiki. However, this has many facets. Members are tasked with combing the annals of Uncyclopedia for requested articles and writing these articles, thus fulfilling the desires of the public at large. It is also highly encouraged that members join the PEEING committee and contribute to Pee Review by providing insightful and in-depth reviews for other users.

#1: Rewriting Existing Articles[edit]

Articles that need to be rewritten can be found at Category:Rewrite and User:Saberwolf116/Der Unwehr list. You are not limited to that, however. If you come across a really bad—or even average—article, and think you can do a better job, go ahead and fix that shit up, or at very least throw the {{Re-Write}} tag on it.

Note: Calling 'dibs' on such associated pages is a deprecated practice.

The name Upsilon Sigma Sigma itself stands for U.S.S. which itself means Uncyclopedia's Secret Society.

#2: Cleaning Up Existing Articles[edit]

Some articles have a good underlying concept, but are just poorly formatted, incomplete, or just downright messy. Articles that need to be "cleaned up" can be found at Category:Cleanup.

#3: Writing New, Desired Content[edit]

Lists of "wanted" articles can be found at:

Just pick a topic off one of these pages, and write an article about it!

#4: Maintenance and Pee Reviews[edit]

Adding "rewrite" and advisory templates to deserving articles. You can find a full list of Maintenance Templates here. There are also Content Management Templates and Stub Templates.

In addition to Pee Reviews, things like purging redlinks, proofreading, inter-linking, and categorization are also encouraged.

#5: Beautifying the Wiki[edit]

We aim to be better than those bland, watered down sheep over at Wikipedia. Der Unwehr members, in conjunction with Aunt Jemima's Templating Academy alumni, consider themselves a cut above the rest and it should be obvious from your edits.

Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein, the glorious leader of Der Unwehr.

Achievements[edit]

Point System[edit]

  • Rewrite an article (and make it better): 2 points
  • Article "Cleanup" or in-depth Pee Review: 1 point
  • Write an article that survives deletion: 2 points
  • Get an article you wrote/rewrote for Der Unwehr featured: 2 additional points (4 total points for the article)
  • Get an image for an article you wrote/rewrote for Der Unwehr featured: 3 points
  • Get an article you wrote/rewrote for Der Unwehr a Top of the Year spot: 5 additional points


The ranks of ΥΣΣ: Der Unwehr are as follows:
  • 0 Points + Soldat or Sister
  • 2 Points + Leutnant or Brother
  • 5 Points + Hauptman or Junior Steward
  • 10 Points + Major or Senior Steward
  • 15 Points + Oberst or Steward
  • 20 Points + Brigadegeneral or Junior Deacon
  • 30 Points + Generalmajor or Senior Deacon
  • 40 Points + Generalleutnant or Deacon
  • 50 Points + General or Junior Warden
  • 60 Points + Generaloberst or Senior Warden
  • 75 Points + Generalfeldmarschall or Master
  • 100 Points + Reichsmarschall or Honored Master

You can also be awarded additional points for helping the wiki in other ways. If you feel that you've done something that warrants additional Points, feel free to hit us up on my talkpage, Skinfan13's talk page or Zana Dark's talkpage and we'll see what we can do for you.

Note: you do not get points for rewriting your own articles. That is to say, you cannot write a shitty article, come back to it in a month, make it better, and expect to get 2 points for it. Duh.

The leader of Der Unwehr is entitled to wear the title of Unführer. The goddess of Der Unwehr, (Zana Dark) is a filthy tyrant commie, and wears the crown Unstmädchen. Other special ranks, like Uncycpoführer and Propagandameister will be given out as they are needed.

If, through the Order of Uncyclopedia, you have the right to be called "sir," you can take the title "von" instead. If you are a Knight/Dame, you may take the title "Ritter" instead. The taking of various other German or Greek-sounding names is also encouraged.

Membership[edit]

Membership is as easy as adding your name to the chart below (provided you know how to; it really isn't all that hard).

Member Points Rank/Title
Zana Dark N/A Unstmädchen
Guildensternenstein N/A Unführer
Skinfan13 N/A Foünder
CheddarBBQ N/A Machtbilder
Sonje N/A Propagandameister
Saberwolf116 N/A Uncycpoführer
PuppyOnTheRadio 76 || Generalfeldmarschall
Paizuri 22 || Brigadegeneral
Necropaxx 22 || Brigadegeneral
Todd Lyons 21 || Brigadegeneral
Aleister 20 || Holdenstäsh
Matfen 19 || Steward
Orian57 18 || Oberst
An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays 18 || Oberst
Gerrycheevers 17 || Oberst
Silly Angel 16 || Oberst
YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans 14 || Major
HELPME 12 || Senior Steward
Multiliteralist 12 || Major
Why do I need to provide this? 11 || Senior Steward
Tagstit 9 || Hauptman
Happytimes 8 || Junior Steward
Sonic80 8 || Hauptman
GlobalTourniquet 8 || Hauptman
MsuCarencro 8 || Junior Steward
happymonkey39 7 || Junior Steward
Staircase 6 || Hauptman
Iwillkillyou333 6 || Hauptman
Standartenführer 6 || Hauptman
XeroSnake 6 || Hauptman
Black flamingo11 4 || Ausfallen
Sequence 4 || Leutnant
IronLung 2 || Leutnant
LongLiverh3 2 || Leutnant
Iseditor 2 || Leutnant
Lyrithya 1 || Sister
Gamma287 0 || Soldat
Miley Spears 0 Sister
Xamralco 0 Soldat
KneeChee27 0 Soldat
Mahm00shA 0 || Soldat
Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 0 Soldat
JackOfSpades 0 Soldat
GBA2005 0 Soldat
Siddhartha-Wolf 0 Soldat
SadisticWolf 0 Soldat
Thatdamnedfollowspot 0 Soldat
Magic man 0 Soldat
Ksfwolfe 0 Soldat
Squeegi 0 Soldat
Maniac1075 0 Soldat
lordarcadian 0 Soldat
John Lydon 0 Soldat
Mattsnow 0 Soldat
Joe9320 0 Soldat
Username 0 ADD YOURSELF

Point Tabulation[edit]

You must keep track (for the purpose of records) of all the articles you've written/rewritten for ΥΣΣ: Der Unwehr and "special points" awarded here:

Der Unwehr/Tab

And here is the example Tab Page you will need to set up for your own username, duh. Then add your link to the list below.

Der Unwehr/Username

Point Tabulation by Username:[edit]

A – M N – Z
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Userboxen[edit]

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Osiris Seal.jpg Hoc user est Der Unwehr.

Unser Ziel ist ສ້າງ ຄວາມເຂັ້ມແຂງ wiki للكوميديا Pero no te preocupes, 你可以感谢 нам позже. Amen.


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The Sacred and Holy crest of ΥΣΣ This user is a Brother of the Upsilon Sigma Sigma Frat. Humor, Honor, Hubris. Per Iocus Prudentia!



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The Sacred and Holy crest of ΥΣΣ This user is a Sister of the Upsilon Sigma Sigma Sorority. Humor, Honor, Hubris. Per Iocus Prudentia!


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Maintenance Tags[edit]

{{Upsilon Sigma Sigma Claimed}}

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This requested article is currently being worked on by Upsilon Sigma Sigma. If you would like to help us work on it, sign up to join ΥΣΣ today!



{{Re-Write}}

Osiris Seal.jpg ¡¡¡ AY CARUMBA !!!

Hic articulus est terribilis in figura και που έχουν ανάγκη από ένα ξαναγράψει.
If not fixed within 15 days, this article may face deletion. אנחנו נבדוק את המאמר הזה một lần nữa trong hai tuần alvorens het al file circolare. Oy ve!