Chronikkah
A celebration started officially in 2003 by Orlando Perez, celebrated for 11 days in the months of December and April. From April 9th to April 20th and again from December 17th to December 27th. Gifting your friends and family with dime bags to 300 dollar bongs for 11 days. You pick one loved one per day and gift them something special. Primarily for cannabis enthusiasts.
The Side Effects[edit | edit source]
Usually people that do not participate in the worldly event known as Chronikkah start transforming into con-women ( such as the one above.) These people are known to go into fits of worldly anger known well by only those that experience the anger that is "ragerad" If you come close to one of these mystical beasts, be prepared to pull out your Chronrah, and smite the evil foe. The conwoman also feeds off of dress's and shopping, so much so that his only viable option for cloth wear is that of a womans dress, one that shows way too much of any man, especially the one in the aforementioned picture
The Vin Diesel Effect[edit | edit source]
Upon the 8 days of Chronic fun, you may notice yourself growing into an unstoppable man-god known only as "the Vin Diesel" Upon being blessed with this power, you will notice women of all ages running to you, yes, even the kiddies. You may be surprised when the ground you walk on is blessed by pregnant mothers freely giving their fetuses to the ground for you to walk on. But then you will get used to it, and look forward to the next Chronikkah, unless you are Vin Diesel, then you just travel in time. But if you are not Vin Diesel time travel can be a difficult process. Vin Diesel is blessed with powers beyond any mortal, for he has lived through 20 million Chronikkahs. Because of this he has the holy power of time travel.
Ways of Traveling Through Time (If You Are Not Vin Diesel)[edit | edit source]
One of the many ways of traveling through time is of course building your own time machine. Yes I know this can be a difficult task but it is worth it. The time machine that was featured on eBay a few months ago had the ability to travel to future Chronikkahs.
Time Machine featured on eBay